Russian Cows Getting Fed on Marijuana Grass

Merika · 08-17-2005, 08:57 AM

'I donÃ¢â¬â¢t know what the milk will be like after this,' drug agency officer says
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Updated: 5:03 a.m. ET Aug. 16, 2005
MOSCOW - RussiaÃ¢â¬â¢s long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.

Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 ton of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.

Ã¢â¬ÅThere is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat,Ã¢â¬Â a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper. Ã¢â¬ÅI donÃ¢â¬â¢t know what the milk will be like after this.Ã¢â¬Â

Drug use in Russia took off with the decline of the Soviet Union and police have been fighting drug smugglers Ã¢â¬â often shipping heroin from Afghanistan Ã¢â¬â for years.

Such large hauls are relatively common, although they are normally burned.

Link: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8967307/
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That's hilarious!

Duke · 08-17-2005, 12:18 PM

By Russian Cows do they mean the animals or the bubkas?

Luba · 08-17-2005, 07:57 PM

Merika · 08-18-2005, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Duke

By Russian Cows do they mean the animals or the bubkas?

Some Russian woman is going to read that one day....then hunt you down and sit on you.

Duke · 08-18-2005, 12:17 PM

Lubas Russian

Luba · 08-18-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Merika

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duke

By Russian Cows do they mean the animals or the bubkas?

Some Russian woman is going to read that one day....then hunt you down and sit on you.

You vait...you tinks Chernobyl vas bad....

Merika · 08-18-2005, 09:31 PM

ON

Toooooooooo funny!

Duke · 08-18-2005, 09:40 PM

I have no idea what that means Merika. :?

matthewmurcia · 08-31-2005, 05:59 AM

i lived for a time in Moscow and now I've read this article, I'm seriously tempted to go back in a couple of months if only to try the steaks

Russian women cook great!

Duke · 08-31-2005, 12:08 PM

Agreed that Russian women cook great, thats why skinny bubkas are a rarity and a bunch of them stripping in front of the courhouse isn't likely to be the next episode on Girls Gone Wild.

Merika · 08-31-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Duke

I have no idea what that means Merika. :?

Russian COW sits on FROG.... due to the Bubka remark.

I have a retired military officer friend who lives in Germany. He is doing the 'Russian Girlfriend' things. It's costing him a bundle....but she's a real beauty and he's crazy about her.

Duke · 08-31-2005, 11:10 PM

Oh there's haut Russian women, no doubt, the problem is they all turn into Russian Bubkas sooner or later.

matthewmurcia · 09-01-2005, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Duke

Oh there's haut Russian women, no doubt, the problem is they all turn into Russian Bubkas sooner or later.

Dude that could be said to be a problem with women from sooooooooooooo many countries

Duke · 09-01-2005, 10:50 AM

Ya I'm sure it could, I speak from experience with Russians though because I'm half Russian, half Swedish and the rest is mongrel.

Luba · 09-03-2005, 12:05 PM

I would be taking all this Very Personally if for the fact that most of what's been said is true...

of course, in my case, in the wise words of Duke..I'm "haut"!!!!!!!!!!!

08-17-2005, 08:57 AM	#1
Merika Retired Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 13,207	Russian Cows Getting Fed on Marijuana Grass 'I donÃ¢â¬â¢t know what the milk will be like after this,' drug agency officer says free video Updated: 5:03 a.m. ET Aug. 16, 2005 MOSCOW - RussiaÃ¢â¬â¢s long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months. Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 ton of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported. Ã¢â¬ÅThere is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat,Ã¢â¬Â a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper. Ã¢â¬ÅI donÃ¢â¬â¢t know what the milk will be like after this.Ã¢â¬Â Drug use in Russia took off with the decline of the Soviet Union and police have been fighting drug smugglers Ã¢â¬â often shipping heroin from Afghanistan Ã¢â¬â for years. Such large hauls are relatively common, although they are normally burned. Link: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8967307/ ----------------------- That's hilarious!

08-17-2005, 12:18 PM	#2
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	By Russian Cows do they mean the animals or the bubkas? __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

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Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	Lubas Russian __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

08-18-2005, 09:40 PM	#8
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	I have no idea what that means Merika. :? __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

08-31-2005, 12:08 PM	#10
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	Agreed that Russian women cook great, thats why skinny bubkas are a rarity and a bunch of them stripping in front of the courhouse isn't likely to be the next episode on Girls Gone Wild. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

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Merika Retired Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 13,207	ON Toooooooooo funny!

08-31-2005, 05:59 AM	#9
matthewmurcia Contributing Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 76	i lived for a time in Moscow and now I've read this article, I'm seriously tempted to go back in a couple of months if only to try the steaks Russian women cook great!

08-31-2005, 11:10 PM	#12
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	Oh there's haut Russian women, no doubt, the problem is they all turn into Russian Bubkas sooner or later. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-01-2005, 10:50 AM	#14
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	Ya I'm sure it could, I speak from experience with Russians though because I'm half Russian, half Swedish and the rest is mongrel. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-03-2005, 12:05 PM	#15
Luba Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow! My Communication Style: Optimistic, Experience Posts: 18,690	I would be taking all this Very Personally if for the fact that most of what's been said is true... of course, in my case, in the wise words of Duke..I'm "haut"!!!!!!!!!!!

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