Dumb Drug Smuggler

[Merika]

http://cbs5.com/watercooler/local_story_217214926.html (PHOTOS! )

It was the ultimate bad hair day for a would-be drug smuggler.

Investigators say a bad toupe tipped them off to more than $100,000 worth of heroin hidden underneath -- superglued to the man's head.

Customs and border protection officers say the man, arriving on a flight from Columbia, glued 40 packets of heroin to his head.

"Because he used superglue, they took him to a medical facility to have it removed," said Officer Jennifer Conners. "Even at that, it pulled out the hair wherever they removed a package, so he ended up looking like a spotted cat."

Agents said they knew something was up because it was strange to see a 19-year-old wearing a toupe, and he was acting very nervous.
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When I worked for British Airways...we used to amuse ourselves as to how we would smuggle stuff....and none of of came up with this one. I would use a broken arm cast for my drug smuggling....what would YOU use?

[Luba]

Is it all right for a dignified lady my age to answer "body orifices"? :?

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Luba

Is it all right for a dignified lady my age to answer "body orifices"? :?

Sure....but you gotta remember they have those drug sniffing dogs! HAHA!

[Luba]

[quote="Merika"]

Originally Posted by Luba

Is it all right for a dignified lady my age to answer "body orifices"? :?

Sure....but you gotta remember they have those drug sniffing dogs! HAHA![/quote

I was laughing at that, Merika, and I had some very unladylike thoughts, but I will just add

[Duke]

Originally Posted by Merika

Sure....but you gotta remember they have those drug sniffing dogs! HAHA!

All the more reason to hide in other places.

[Star]

some people are just plain stupid! super glue heroin to your head and wear a toupe? OMG LMAO!!!!!

maybe slipping it into someone else's purse or bag. that way i'm not hte one getting caught. LOL