Couple Cited in bizarre fake penis case

Merika · 03-09-2006, 09:10 PM

I stole this from another site! It was too funny not to share.

Couple cited in bizarre fake penis case

By JOE MANDAK
Associated Press Writer

PITTSBURGH (AP) -- A man and woman were cited Friday in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last week.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, were both cited for criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in the Feb. 23 incident at the Get Go! gasoline and convenience store in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh.

Each charge carries a possible sentence of up to 90 days in jail and up to a $300 fine.

Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job, Police Chief Joseph Pero said.

Creighton asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test, Pero said.

Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test.

Creighton didn't immediately return a call to her home on Friday.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer didn't dispute the police account, but said there's no proof his clients had any criminal intent to damage the microwave - the basis for the criminal mischief charge.

"I certainly understand the ramifications and I'm certainly not saying it wasn't a stupid thing to do," Difenderfer said. "But there's a lot of bizarre stuff that we don't always have a remedy for in the crimes code."

Difenderfer said his clients want to settle the case, in part, by reimbursing the store for a new microwave oven.

Pero said the store got rid of the old oven because it couldn't be used for food once bodily fluids were cooked inside it.

Neither Difenderfer nor Pero know what kind of job the woman applied for, or whether she was hired.

Star · 03-09-2006, 10:10 PM

just when you think you've seen or heard it all! LMAO

Merika · 03-09-2006, 10:45 PM

Too bad they didn't have it on video camera!!

sweetbilly · 03-09-2006, 11:51 PM

LMAO ...how exactally do you accidentally slip your FAKE penis, used for passing drug tests you aren't going to pass anyways, in a microwave and bake it?

darkangelism · 03-10-2006, 12:21 AM

why would a women use a fake penis for that?

Luba · 03-10-2006, 08:30 AM

The News subject and the successive posts got me into terrible hysterical laughter from which I may never recover...

OMG, that was too funny!

Vautrin · 03-10-2006, 10:04 AM

Hey, is it indecent exposure to display a fake penis?

Luba · 03-10-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Vautrin

Hey, is it indecent exposure to display a fake penis?

well....is it? I'd like an answer as well...

women display implants

...should a grandma even be posting on this topic?

Merika · 03-11-2006, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetbilly

LMAO ...how exactally do you accidentally slip your FAKE penis, used for passing drug tests you aren't going to pass anyways, in a microwave and bake it?

She probably wanted to make sure the urine, for the drug test she had to take, was warm. Apparently, you can buy these fake 'urine holders' which are shaped like a penis with frozen urine in them.

Star · 03-11-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Merika

Apparently, you can buy these fake 'urine holders' which are shaped like a penis with frozen urine in them.

are you serious??? :nutsmonkey:

why in the world would people want to buy those? fake penus with frozen pippi inside. BWAHHHHH!!

Merika · 03-13-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Star

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merika

Apparently, you can buy these fake 'urine holders' which are shaped like a penis with frozen urine in them.

are you serious??? :nutsmonkey:

why in the world would people want to buy those? fake penus with frozen pippi inside. BWAHHHHH!!

When they have to take a urine drug test at work or to get a job in the first place. Usually on the job, they watch guys, so they use these fake penis things which has clean urine that was purchased, instead of using their own which may contain traces of pot or other illegal substances. I've never had a job where I didn't have to take one.

Vautrin · 03-13-2006, 09:52 AM

Hell, have they already devised some test to use to find out whether or not a person is cheating, and thus should be refused a job as a burger flipper? Or is the only reason not to introduce this measure that the whole country would end up as unemployed as a result of that?

You can become President as a drug addict, but you can't get a job as a burger flipper for smoking pot. It must be the US

TKDLady · 03-13-2006, 11:21 AM

Incredible what people try to get away with. Of course they usually aren't the sharpest tools in the shed either. :wink: I don't think I will use microwave ovens in convenience stores anymore!!!

Merika · 03-14-2006, 09:08 AM

IKNOW! I was thinking the same thing!! I won't use public microwaves anyway...not even at work. They always smell funny.