Inpirational Quotes

[Luba]

Don't ask for a light load, but rather ask for a strong back.

When you get to the end of your rope; tie a knot and hang on.
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.
-Plutarch

[Luba]

I can't recall where Duke put the topic of quotes and I don't have time to look, so I'll put these funny and true ones here:

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and then don't say it.
-Sam Levenson

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
-Sam Rayburn

[Duke]

Funny Phrases

[Luba]

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health, and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.
~Joseph Addison

[Fireblade]

When life gives you ****, make chocolate milk and give it back to the world!

[Luba]

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you Smile!

[PepsiChic]

Originally Posted by Fireblade

When life gives you ****, make chocolate milk and give it back to the world!

how is that inspirational?

"when the world turns its back on you, turn your back on the world"

guess where thats from? - the lion king!

[Zil]

I think it means don't take no **** from anyone, but if anyone gives ya ****... just give it right back to 'em! RAWR!

[Fireblade]

It's inspirational because a champ said it, that champ being me of course.

[PepsiChic]

"you only have one chance at life, live it so you dont need another"

saw that on a packet of sweeteners

[Luba]

New Year Quotes

Another fresh New Year is here
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt and fear
To love, to laugh and give!

This bright New Year is given me
To live each day with zest...
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!

~William Arthur Ward