Mr President, I'm Headed to Mexico (LOL!)

[Merika]

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

David M. Bresnahan
April 1, 2006
NewsWithViews.com

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the
border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do
here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm
on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the
following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police
officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on
my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place
on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that
Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,

David M. Bresnahan

© 2006 David M. Bresnahan - All Rights Reserved

[TKDLady]

I like this one. What is so sad is that it is true.

[sweetbilly]

LMAO, how true! There was a protest against this here the other day, i seen a Mexican girl holding up a Mexican flag kinda made me angry. What i wana know is since when do people, who are here illegaly, have the right to protest our laws? In my opinion there's no better way to say the hell with you and your country than to break our laws, enter our country illegally and then protest us when we are trying to secure our borders and improve our economy. They don't respect this country, they're just spiting in our faces. If we don't secure our borders we may be invading Iran next, right after they blow up the Sears tower, the Golden gate bridge or what ever gets destroyed next. I mean how are we supposed to stop terrorists from smuggling in uranium and constructing a nuke piece by piece and blowing it up if we aren't even allowed to secure our borders? The Arabs that destroyed the twin towers WERE here illegally, and what the hell is Bush telling the world by supporting an "amnesty for all illegals" plan is he freaking nuts, he's just promoting more killings!! You would think he would understand's the American public does not approve of amnesty for illegals!! In my opinion people are playing with fire as far as this issue is concerned, if we aren't allowed to protect our country in light of past events the world may pay the price this time, cause i do not think Americans will stand another 911 under any circumstances!

[Merika]

I don't know exactly what the solution should be....but someone sure needs to come up with a plan. If only the leaders in Washington would work together on this one...instead of spending all their time worrying the other side will get credit for a good idea.