Duke for Prime Minister?

[Luba]

What do you think? This is a follow-up from a comment made by Vautrin that was funny....

I wonder what kind of life I would have if Duke were elected? Would I be moved to a poshy place to play shuffleboard, pool, bingo, and get a state-of-the-art walker in my golden years? :? but

[Vautrin]

I think, as Duke is unmarried, you would be forced to entertain all the world leaders, Luba. With your cooking and your wit.

Or you would form a national committee to force marriage upon your son; can't be too unrepresentative when visiting other nations. Taking the Bachelor to new extremes.

I'd vote Duke, if I were Canadian.

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

I think, as Duke is unmarried, you would be forced to entertain all the world leaders, Luba. With your cooking and your wit.

Are you kidding me? I'd hire someone to do both and just sit back and laugh, what I'm REALLY good at!

[Vautrin]

I already imagine you sitting at a table with say George W. Bush. And Duke making remarks on Clinton.

[TKDLady]

Better hide the knives at that dinner!!!

[Luba]

Originally Posted by tkdlady

Better hide the knives at that dinner!!!

[Vautrin]

And what would Duke do with these powers?

[RandomSkater]

Originally Posted by Luba

[i]I wonder what kind of life I would have if Duke were elected?

wow...I'm not even going to go there, lol.

Oh, so many joke opportunity...

[Vautrin]

Originally Posted by RandomSkater

wow...I'm not even going to go there, lol.

Oh, so many joke opportunity...

Do go there. This thread was meant for that :wink:

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

Do go there. This thread was meant for that :wink:

I agree...you can't make an opening like that without following through....

[Vautrin]

Perhaps we should make a list of proposals Duke would make?

1. Make the use of pants as an item of clothing illegal. .

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

Perhaps we should make a list of proposals Duke would make?

1. Make the use of pants as an item of clothing illegal. .

Where is Duke?? He should be commenting on this! Does he even know we are trying to get him elected? :?

[Duke]

Ya this is hilarious. I thought I'd leave you all alone to ponder the possibilities before injecting my $.02 CDN worth

I've been busy making suggestions at cPanel® on how we can fix up the site because I'm tired of looking at it. Right now there's just a lot of debate on what to do and when/how to do it so it's consuming more time than I have.

I've also made my first payment on a dedicated server so I should start migrating websites in the upcoming weeks to what will represent (hopefully) our last move, ever. Since the process will take up to 3 weeks before we're situated, I'm not really too keen on starting the process all over again.

If I were elected though I'd:

- make it very difficult to own/operate and/or, represent a crappy webhosting company.
- legalize pot and tax it to help pay off our debt and help re-build our Pension Plans, Educational Programs and Parks Programs.
- legalize eye for an eye justice where convicted felons were punished in a manner consistent with the victim's wishes.
- make pants at the workplace optional.
- rally for a 9 hour/day, 4 day work week instead of 5, 8 hour days.
- deport convicted felons (usually gang related) who commit violent crimes.
- castrate convicted rapists, the same goes for child molesters (no anesthetic).
- make it mandatory for convicted felons to drive with a hot pink license plate on their vehicle so the public is aware of who they are when mixed back in with society.
- surgically implant a GPS tracking chip at the base of a convicted felons spine.
- create massive tax shelter programs to companies that embrace child development.