I have two kittens/half grown cats. They're about 6 months old. One is a huge gray tabby (a whiny butt, and a mamma's boy), and the other is a smaller, yet just as furry orange Tabby. He's bad, oh yes, very bad.
Naked is the name of the big grey whiner, alias Mr. Eeyore, Nadie, or, "D&mn it! I said stop that Naked!!!" as we so fondly call him.
Orion is the name of our orange hellion. He has so many nick names that there is no used to print them all. I'm pretty sure he's wanted in 7 states for destruction of property.
Anyway, with introductions out of the way, I'd like to share a story, it's called, "How to destroy momma's blinds while wrecking Christmas lights in under 20 seconds," by Orion (ie the Dark Master of Destruction)
Anyway, so he knows that he's not supposed to be up on this certain window 'cause I have my Christmas lights, blinds, herb garden...which, in retrospect, I'm not sure why I thought I could have all of these things in the same house with a cat...anyway, so he makes this mad leap up from the floor and crashes through the blinds. He struggles and tears down ALL of the lights, which are now ruined, btw, and breaks the pot that held my lemon thyme and fuzzy thyme. Of course, the blinds were declared DOA.
I just really need to share my frustration and utter befuddlement w/ someone.
~YL
My cats are very, very bad. I just wanted to share.
