And God creates CAT

Merika · 02-12-2006, 12:56 PM

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer as to where pets have come from.

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish, childish, or unloveable you may be. This new companion will accept you as you are and love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No Problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe that they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, perhaps too well."

And God said, "No Problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created Cat to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a sh*t one way or the other.

Weiser · 02-12-2006, 01:18 PM

Stupid cats...

Cats hate me and I hate them. Every cat I have ever met has attacked me. Even if I don't pay attention to them or touch them, they still wind up attacking me.

Merika · 02-12-2006, 02:00 PM

I don't like cats at all. My daughter has one....but I don't have much interaction with her. I'll feed her and let her out....that's about it.

RandomSkater · 02-13-2006, 12:26 AM

Me and my mom got this in an e-mail a couple months ago from my aunt.

I hate it, it's perverse and blasphemous...

Luba · 02-13-2006, 08:34 AM

We l-o-v-e our cat, she runs the show over here...we owe a lot to this wonderful cat...she was so there for my husband during his quite long illness; cuddling and purring and keeping him warm! I will forever be indebted to her for choosing our home to live in when she was abandoned...both neighbours wanted her but she chose us!