Cute Pet Joke

[Merika]

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".

The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned.

Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, “I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered…

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me!"

[Duke]

lol, that sux.

[Luba]

That was so intriguing to read, and ended so cute, I sit here laughing!

[Animal]

does neutered mean they cut it right off??? i mean they could still.. have fun.. couldnt they?

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Animal

does neutered mean they cut it right off??? i mean they could still.. have fun.. couldnt they?

I don't know the answer to that, but I Loved the way you phrased the question!!!

[darkangelism]

yeah they could still, but thats funny

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Animal

does neutered mean they cut it right off??? i mean they could still.. have fun.. couldnt they?

I think only humans have sex for fun. The rest of the animal kingdom only has sex when they are in heat or mating season. :P

[Animal]

Originally Posted by Merika

I think only humans have sex for fun. The rest of the animal kingdom only has sex when they are in heat or mating season. :P

actually thats not true
i was watching the discovery channel and it was a show about these monkeys that had sex with each other as much as we say hello to each other, even the young monkeys do who can't make other.. young monkeys did it.haha.but yeah we aren't the only ones!!
:wha: