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12-10-2004, 10:09 PM
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Animal thoughts
a dogs day
I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with this long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than you ever will be Today I sniffed many dog behinds - I celebrate by kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy-come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man-come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot - Sniff this and weep How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as my hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have made a puddle I Hate my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Sleeping here, my chin on your foot -no greater bliss - well, maybe catching cats Look in my eyes and deny it. No human could love you as much I do The cat is not all Bad- She fills the litter box with Tootsie Rolls Dig under fence-why? Because it's there. Because it's there. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially when you are eating. My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their feet. I fart a big one. Life is good. |
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12-10-2004, 10:13 PM
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Re: Animal thoughts
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12-10-2004, 10:30 PM
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I don't know who wrote that one.....but they must know our CRACKER! He's the most farting dog I know.....mainly becasue he steals the cat food when he can get to it. Plus....I give him a frozen burrito as an afternoon treat.
It's okay.....he stinks a little...but he's such a sweety. yeah Duke......just like you! |
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12-10-2004, 10:41 PM
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lol, I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or insulted.
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12-14-2004, 04:54 PM
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Oooh, that's an itchy subject. My dog only has slighlty roasted chicken legs, preferably cooked at the oven. Spoiled rotten!!!
And... of course, he adores Fench Fries with sour cream(not too often). Did I mention he's got a slight of a overweight problem? (we've tried to change his diet but he prefered to stay hungry and miserable for two whole days) |
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12-14-2004, 07:08 PM
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Ya sure guys, blame the ozone on the dogs. I think that's why women get cats and small dogs, so they can blame the pets for their nastiness.
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12-15-2004, 01:11 AM
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I can only hope to be treated as well as the family dog.
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12-15-2004, 08:35 PM
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http://www.advancedpetproducts.com/i...aff_sub_id=330
This is a site someone sent me. Check out the $39.95 BOW-Translator which supposingly translates what your dog is saying. I found it to be HILARIOUS! |
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