Marriage joke

[Luba]

"What's the secret to your long, happy marriage?"
"My wife and I go for a romantic dinner at least once a week."
"That's wonderful! Where do you go?"
"I like Italian...I don't know where she goes."

[Luba]

Here's another one...

Woman to Newpaper Obituary Editor: I want to run an announcement in your obituaries; My husband died of a shotgun wound.
Editor: That's terrible! When did it happen?
Woman: Just as soon as I find him!

[Luba]

one more:

"My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her."
"He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?"
"No, that's not what made her the maddest."
"It's not?"
"No, she got mad when he reached in the window and closed the curtains."

[Luba]

found another one:

Wife to Husband: You're lucky to have a wife like me.
Husband: What makes you say that?
Wife: When you lost all your money in that car wash business, I stuck by you; when you went broke in that moonshine business, I stuck by you; and when you lost everything in that pyramid scheme, I was right there beside you. All that ought to tell you something!
Husband: Yeah. It tells me you're a jinx.

[PepsiChic]

hahaha i love a good joke!

[Luba]

Originally Posted by GamerGal

hahaha i love a good joke!

Me, too! I'm supposed to be working around the house, yet I'm sitting here reading jokes, laughing and posting!

[PepsiChic]

much more fun!