A Fake gf - Page 2

Merika · 04-12-2005, 09:16 AM

When I was working on the Kennedy....some of the sailors had one. I have no idea if they planned to share it while at sea or WTF. Anyway, 'she' was found and they were arrested by the Master of Arms. I happened to be working in the area at the time....and to see these guys in Navy police uniforms (camoflauge) carrying this blow up doll around as evidence was just hilarious. She DID NOT look real. More like a beach ball face with a few strands of hair glued to the top. (The rest was wrapped in a sheet).

Star · 04-12-2005, 09:45 AM

conserving the DNA. LMAO!

Merika · 04-12-2005, 09:53 AM

HAHA....they get shore leave....but can easily spend 52 days in a grid at sea without seeing land. Most ships are coed....but having ANY 'display of affection' will get you in the brig/jail. I guess this also applies if the female is plastic.

Duke · 04-12-2005, 10:21 AM

If you don't call her after then it can't be a display of affection.

Paul · 04-12-2005, 11:14 AM

My best friend met one of his previous gf's on ship, he'd slip into her bunk for a romp before morning, apparently she was the one who initiated this because I remember before that he had been kind of a shy guy.

Merika · 04-12-2005, 06:10 PM

There's plenty of sex going on if the ship is coed....but man if you get caught...you're in BIG TROUBLE!

twinkle · 04-12-2005, 06:56 PM

I never did ANYTHING that was out of the the law or that had the potential to get me into trouble.

I mean... the furthest I went was having sex in a field. Once.

darkangelism · 04-13-2005, 12:07 AM

i wouldnt have expected that twinkle.

my friend used to be in the navy, she had to have been sleeping with sailors, she is very attractive, i dated her, she want for me.

Duke · 04-13-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Merika

There's plenty of sex going on if the ship is coed....but man if you get caught...you're in BIG TROUBLE!

I bet having sex on a warhead would be a blast

darkangelism · 04-13-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Duke

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Originally Posted by Merika

There's plenty of sex going on if the ship is coed....but man if you get caught...you're in BIG TROUBLE!

I bet having sex on a warhead would be a blast

lol

Apokryphos · 04-14-2005, 02:22 PM

hehe, hey Darkangelism you can be the RealDoll beta tester...lol

I've actually heard of these and seen them on HBO's Real Sex series, their anatomically correct, and are made of a quality material used to replicate human skin, and there's also a male version :? . Here's a link...http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

LOL @ Duke...I'm sure it'd give you that extra boost you needed to.

~Casey

darkangelism · 04-14-2005, 02:51 PM

i wonder where you are supposed to store it, i mean it would be creepy to open your closet and have it in there.

Apokryphos · 04-14-2005, 03:01 PM

Hey, you could just leave it in your bed or under your bed...
Hmm, I like the real doll idea...You can still have a wife (for $2,000) but she wouldn't have to gripe or complain about having a headache, or even worse cheat on you. :wink: Besides for $2K, that's a cheaper than what a real women cost to feed, keep her nails & hair done, keep in good clothes...

Drifts off to ponder...

~Casey

darkangelism · 04-14-2005, 03:29 PM

but the sex would just be limp she wont put any effort into it.

Apokryphos · 04-14-2005, 03:53 PM

lol...Dead fish syndrome...