Dating Tips for Women

Merika · 01-19-2005, 10:32 AM

Read through these and make any comments as to whether you agree or not. I agreed with some...and some I thought were stupid.

General Dating Rules
http://www.topdatingtips.com/dating-rules-for-women.htm

* Always look great, whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick and wearing rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage, you are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.
* Never reveal information you don't have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.
* Keep dates brief but your men interested. Less is always more.
* Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it, your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.
* Let your man pay. If he is interested, he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.
* Ensure you receive flowers, if he doesn't know what a florist is, dump him.
* Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.
* Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a lady's perogative.
* Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
* If he is available Tuesday, you are available Thursday.
* Weekend shopping trips with girlfriends are sacred and not available for dates.
* Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly.
* Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss. Practise on a mirror if you have to.
* Never ever talk about previous boyfriends and particularly their prowess in the bedroom. The number of ex boyfriends is your business only.
* Never pre suppose anything about your date until you choose to know him better. You cannot always tell by looking
* If any man shows the slightest signs of possessiveness or insecurity run like the wind. Life is too short for boys.
* If his shoes or hygiene are a disgrace dump him
* Never talk too much about your father and how your date measures up in comparison.
* Never ever come across as too available or too desperate, he will run a mile. He is the one doing the chasing remember.
* If the guy in the corner is gorgeous go and get him and create the need in him for you. Never wait for men to come to you because you may watch him leave with someone else.
* You may well have all the bodily functions of a man, just try not to demonstrate them early on.
* If you are wanting a child, don't mention it on the first few dates.
* Never ever criticize his mother unless you want to remain single.

Fayebelle · 01-19-2005, 10:49 AM

SUPER DUMB

* Ensure you receive flowers, if he doesn't know what a florist is, dump him.

* Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.
* Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a lady's perogative.
* Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
* If he is available Tuesday, you are available Thursday.

* Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly

* If his shoes or hygiene are a disgrace dump him

* You may well have all the bodily functions of a man, just try not to demonstrate them early on.

Other than those they are OK

I don't like relationship rules- I'm more for dating common sense

Samson · 01-19-2005, 12:35 PM

don't get up behind her and start humping her arse

Meanon · 01-19-2005, 02:23 PM

Don't ask if he'd go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti

twinkle · 01-19-2005, 02:32 PM

I hate the "liberated women" ones like: "you cannot always be cutest in the room, but you can be the most elegant"

or

"An intelligent woman waiting for the right man gets married once or twice".

Aaaargghhh!

Merika · 01-19-2005, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twinkle

"An intelligent woman waiting for the right man gets married once or twice".

If this is true...I must be a friggin GENIOUS! Bwahaha!

Star · 01-19-2005, 10:59 PM

don't start poking her arms with your finders.

I had a guy do that to me once. I asked him why he was poking me like that. he said he just wanted to know how i feel?!? 8O I could think of better ways to find that out. :wink: that was the second date and the last one. he was a strange little man. :?