Was at the bar last night

Weiser · 10-02-2005, 11:23 PM

With a new girl and everything is going great. I hear a song I love and want to go dance, so we head down to the floor and I start dancing. I'm having a great time until I realize, the girl I am with can NOT dance. Doesn't move her feet at all and just does that stupid booty shake almost the entire time.

1. The song is not a song you can do that booty shake too.
2. You are not black.
3. I hate the booty shake, don't do it around me.
4. If all you can do is the booty shake, leave me alone.
5. You couldn't even do the booty shake right, *I* could do it better than you.

*sigh* It's mail order bride time. That might all sound shallow, but if you can't dance - one of the main things I enjoy doing - you are not right for me.

(Duke can you add that smiley please? and this one too

please and thanks)

Stone · 10-03-2005, 06:21 AM

rythem is important dude :wink:

Vautrin · 10-03-2005, 06:51 AM

I can't dance. But then, I am not a girl. And I am not into music from the past 2 decades, so there is nothing for me to dance to at all. Might go for style dancing in the future though.

Weiser, if it is the only flaw, I would not be so harsh, especially as it is a flaw that can be cured.

Weiser · 10-03-2005, 10:51 AM

Yeah go read my post in substance abuse. That happened because I was with her. No thank you.

darkangelism · 10-03-2005, 11:51 AM

Yeah well you can take her off the list of candidates.