Bachelorhood

[Samson]

Next week is Spring Break for our kids and Delilah. They will depart on Sunday around noon, and not return until Saturday, visiting her parents in Florida for the week.

I will be left to my own (de?)-Vices for the week.

Hmmmmm.................What should I do?

As you might imagine, many different options have passed through my feverish little mind, but I wonder what ideas our little community might have for someone in my unique position?

[Stone]

I can not Post my opinions on this board!! But I am sure you will think of something.. have fun

[Samson]

Come now, Heather-the-suddenly-coy......surly you can "couch a phrase"...


...or at least PM me your unpostable thoughts???

[darkangelism]

lmao, SH im surprised you didnt speak your mind.

Im sure you will find plenty to do, in your free week.

[Merika]

Oh My Sweet Samson...that will be a VERY difficult call until beer 5 when you admit, if only to yourself, you only want to get lucky...and nothing else really matters. Then you will find peace.....or a piece.... and come to the end of your retreat with a smile on your face and a phone number you'll need to forget.

Signed....your BUDDY....Barbie

[Duke]

Drink your face off, rent some pr0n0s, walk around the house naked, sleep in your own vomit, wear her underwear over your head, you know, the usual.

Also, going out with the guys, go golfing maybe fishing, paint a room or something to make her feel good when she gets back.

[Meanon]

Call out for Pizza.

that will be a VERY difficult call until beer 5

Whereas by beer (by my timings I estimate..... ) 8? you'll not only admit it to yourself, you'll admit it to the forum. LMAO.

[Stone]

Originally Posted by Meanon

Call out for Pizza.

Forget the pizza Call an Escort or a "home Massage service" have a fake bachlor party and YOU be the bachlor!! LMAO and before the wife and kids come back Call the topless cleaning service to clean up the mess.



This doesn't mean I endorse this kind of behavior for married men :wink:

[Duke]

just for married women.

[Meanon]

With extra toppings 8O

[Samson]

Thanks for all the input, giving me pause to reconsider my evening plans to solve algebra problems in the back of the text next week:

a VERY difficult call until beer 5 when you admit, if only to yourself, you only want to get lucky

Merika, I'd like to think that my choices wouldn't be so limited that they wouldn't appear until beer #5.............but, then like most guys, I'm an optimist with regard to my own chances.

Stoneheather, you certainly haven't lost your ability to tease have you!:

This doesn't mean I endorse this kind of behavior for married men

........Yeah, RIGHT!

Many of your responses have certainly been eye openers for me: I mean I'd have NEEEEEVVVER thought of "calling out for pizza!!" 8O Meanon, you wild, crazy girl you!!

And Duke, sleeping in one's own vomit might need to be a planned event in Canada, but down here in Texas we're a bit more spontaneous with our regurgitational events.

[darkangelism]

Originally Posted by Samson

Many of your responses have certainly been eye openers for me: I mean I'd have NEEEEEVVVER thought of "calling out for pizza!!" 8O Meanon, you wild, crazy girl you!!

And Duke, sleeping in one's own vomit might need to be a planned event in Canada, but down here in Texas we're a bit more spontaneous with our regurgitational events.

LMAO.

[Merika]

There is always the "Adult Friend Finder' date sites. The guys tell me that the ladies who post their pics on there don't mind doing the nude thing online....so I'm figuring you could at least get lucky with one of them for a one night stand.

[Stone]

Try a swingers local swingers site

[darkangelism]

craigslist.org casual encounters.

[twinkle]

You could do something wild like... read the Democrats magazine or... watch Pet Rescue(you don't strike me as the type)!

What else: you could... actually not READ or ... not do your homework for once (I'm baaaaad).

Or... you could... just not do anything and miss your little people !