Attracting a mate

Duke · 04-28-2005, 05:50 AM

From the Front Page.

Having trouble attracting the attention of the opposite sex or worse, able to attract their attention but have them run away screaming? Well Romeo or Juliet, look no further, I may have found you some possible answers.

FindArticles.com and enotalone.com have posted articles that give all of us some pointers on how to pick up the opposite sex without having to shell out mass amounts of cash to replace our face. Many of the tips they list do work as I use many of them myself (except for the tip about wearing pink dresses, they do not bring out my skin color).

After reading, you'll have all the tools you need to bag that haut lady or handscum man. So what are you waiting for, go out and knock 'em dead, tiger

Duke · 04-28-2005, 05:54 AM

OK, I wrote the article a bit goofy but no one can accuse me of plagiarism.

The point is, I believe that a lot of the content listed in those two links is true. I know that I've personally practiced, and continue to practice, what's listed and remain successful.

Star · 04-28-2005, 05:57 AM

great article duke!

Duke · 04-28-2005, 06:02 AM

lol, ya thanx.

twinkle · 04-28-2005, 06:12 AM

I haven't read the links, but the article sounds pretty good, duke, congrats!

Now about Romeo an Juliet/ I'm experiencing a strange phase. I don't want to get out and party, I don't want to date, but I sooooo miss a man between my sheets, if you know what I mean.

I feel weird, I'm certainly NOT ready for a relationship or for the dating world emotionally. The whole concept disgusts me right now. But the mere concept of celibacy is starting to get to me :oops: .

Given that I've waited to be almost 20 to start my sex life, and only had 2 bf until 25, I certainly don't approve of the FWB idea. But... it does have its appeal, you know what I mean???

I will never do anything about it, it's just so annoying to be horny all the time, LOL.

I'm disgusted with my post. disgudted and sad, LOL! I am really not used to being alone!

Star · 04-28-2005, 06:16 AM

twinkle, nothing wrong with having a "fly by night". :wink:

I've had a couple of "fly by nights" back when I was single and having fun. There is nothing wrong with that at all. As long as you don't have 50 of them! LOL!

twinkle · 04-28-2005, 06:20 AM

that's not me, it feels... wrong!

I have been to bars, having a drunk men humping me is a no-no! At least now :roll: .

That's the weird part. I reject the solution to my problem, but I sooo long for the effects!

I think I'll take some Spanish classes and seduce my teacher! All of a sudden I find speaking Spanish in bed extremely exciting! Thanks Lord I'm not in my own country, I'd feel a bit embarassed.

Duke · 04-28-2005, 06:25 AM

I need a cold shower :?

Star · 04-28-2005, 06:26 AM

i never had a fly by night from a total stranger. they were guys that I knew for a long time. I could never do that with a stranger especially if he were drunk! gross! that's not what i meant. LOL

twinkle · 04-28-2005, 06:26 AM

Duke, me too! Every day for some time now

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I'm just being silly, don't mind me!

Duke · 04-28-2005, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twinkle

Duke, me too! Every day for some time now

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I'm just being silly, don't mind me!

Have you read any of my posts this morning, I'm on some sort of dim-witted spam rampage.

Star · 04-28-2005, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duke

Have you read any of my posts this morning, I'm on some sort of dim-witted spam rampage.

this is new? :P

Duke · 04-28-2005, 06:57 AM

lmao, like your one to talk, I sure see your numbers climbing ;-)

I can't believe you're closing in on 3000 posts, didn't you just register a few weeks ago?

Star · 04-28-2005, 07:01 AM

ha ha! :P

i'll never catch up to you though. you're the king of spam!