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Old 12-15-2004, 09:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What are some witty replies?


Last night this bartender who is this guy i knows gf said to me "Anybody can get laid here saturday night as long as they are smooth"

without hesitating i say, "im like a bowling alley floor"
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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my balls always roll into the gutter........
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Thats good.
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You may be onto a good idea there DA. I think most women really like guys who are witty. It's a very sexy quality which combines brains and fun.
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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yeah i think so, i just need practice so that i have a bunch of good ones, the girl that i like didnt hear me say that one, but everybody else was talking about it later.
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Sometimes beer can make you witty...or make you say something REALLY stupid. I've done both. HAHA!
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What you want for that.....a PRIZE????
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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mine came drunk, i had about 6 pints in me
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Pints of what?
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Bud, it was the cheapest beer
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I HATE cheap beer....it gives you a hangover and headache the next day.
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i dont get hangovers, im lucky
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:49 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That's because your still young, I used to be exactly the same way, it all changes.
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