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10-23-2004, 12:15 AM
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weird and really stupid pickup lines
i think the stupidist one i have ever heard of is
If u were a booger i'd pick you
is stupidist a word :?: :?:
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10-23-2004, 12:31 AM
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It IS a word and real good description for someone who would actually use that line to try to pick up a girl. HAHA!
There is Stupid.....Stupider.....and Stupidest.  |
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10-23-2004, 10:13 AM
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I think that the worst pickup line is...
" Was your daddy a robber because he must have stole the stars from the skys to fill the light in your shining eyes"
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"Can I get some fries with that shake?"  |
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10-23-2004, 10:30 AM
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ohh yeah or
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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10-23-2004, 01:04 PM
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I love the pickup lines used in a Night at the Roxbury.
- Look at the tag on your dates top and say "Just as I thought, made in heaven".
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definately see myself in your pants.
- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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10-23-2004, 02:47 PM
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If I were a guy....I'd use "Let's split a case of beer!". HAHA!
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10-23-2004, 03:38 PM
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Actually, if I wanted to impress my gal, I'd shave and let her use the remote control.
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10-23-2004, 03:49 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Duke
I'd shave
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For soft creamy legs or did you mean your face?  |
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10-23-2004, 04:00 PM
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My @ss  |
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04-15-2006, 10:22 AM
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Very funny thread  |
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04-15-2006, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Merika
If I were a guy....I'd use "Let's split a case of beer!". HAHA!
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I like this one, I think women would actually respond to it as opposed to the others. |
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04-15-2006, 02:34 PM
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hmm, this is what I would use
"Hey, I wanted to meet you so I thought I would say hi. My name's Frank"
ding ding ding ding ding we have a winner
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04-15-2006, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Weiser
hmm, this is what I would use
"Hey, I wanted to meet you so I thought I would say hi. My name's Frank"
ding ding ding ding ding we have a winner
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Now why can't everyone be that honest?  |
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04-15-2006, 02:44 PM
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because most guys are idiots and don't know what works so they use cheesy pick up lines that get them nowhere and then complain about it afterwards.
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