My night

Weiser · 09-25-2005, 12:51 AM

Well as some of you may know, I had sort of a date tonight with a girl I met last night. It wasn't really a date as we were with friends too. We ended up going to this crap hole I hate instead of the classy club I wanted to goto. She ends up leaving fairly early so I'm left there with my friends. I'm all dressed up like I usually am, havin a beer and a smoke (oh yeah I started smoking again...DOH) when this nice hottie of a blonde comes up and asks if she can lick my head. Why do girls like licking my head? Anyways I say go for it, and she does, gives me a kiss and drags me back to her table so I can save her from the ugly guy that's staring at her from the next table.

This dude is FUGLY, and looks sort of mentally challenged the way he is staring at her. I'm going to toss it up to him being a moron and really drunk. So we chat it up, she reminds me of my best friend Jess back in Thunder Bay. Very outspoken and I'm not quite sure what to make of her, but we'll see. She puts her number in my cell and tells me to call her this week. Alright, I can do that. She then leaves with her friends.

My friends were like how the hell did you do that? Honestly I don't know, she came up to me and licked my head *shrugs* I tell them to shave their heads.

Fast forward 30 minutes. Another girl comes up to me and says she'll buy me a drink if she can lick my head (Again, what is with girls and my head - not that I care lol). Go nuts missy. Get to chattin and we exchange phone numbers. Again, my friends are dumbfounded and are starting to hate me because I make it look so easy. In reality, I did nothing but look man pretty. They try and fail, every time. I want to tell them that they look like bums when they goto the bar, but I can't - I don't know them that good yet.

So, I have Heather, Tina and Mandy to deal with this week. What do I do? I don't get paid til next week and I'm on my last $20 lol...Gah, women are money pits. Oh well, I still love'm.

darkangelism · 09-25-2005, 12:58 AM

Man pretty?

The whole head licking thing seems weird. Id be weirded out if some girl asked me that, but i cant shave my head.

Well with so many options hopefully one works out.

Weiser · 09-25-2005, 01:02 AM

Hehe. Another running joke between me and a friend. We're man pretty. Meaning we know we're hot and we can get almost anyone. It's a curse though. We can get anyone, just not THE one.

I'm used to the head licking thing. It weirded me out the first few times now I just expect it.

darkangelism · 09-25-2005, 01:05 AM

Yeah you have to weed out all the bad ones. But at least you have fun with it, even if it is expensive.

Weiser · 09-25-2005, 01:06 AM

It's losing it's appeal.

Merika · 09-25-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Weiser

Hehe. . We can get anyone, just not THE one.

Exactly what I just PM'd you. It's a friggin curse. Everyone you meet are sire than if you only gave them a chance...you would find love. Or the all time favorite... you love me and just don't know it. Enough is enough and finally you want to give up. I'm not willing to settle for ANYTHNG.
and can't believe alot of people out there are.

Weiser · 09-25-2005, 01:34 AM

We're 2 peas in a pod.

I can't believe I just said that.

darkangelism · 09-25-2005, 11:08 AM

Maybe try meeting girls at places that are not bars and clubs. like speed dating events.

Animal · 09-25-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Weiser

We're 2 peas in a pod.

I can't believe I just said that.

i'd lick your head...