Good post Sn00py and WELCOME!
My most embarrassing moment in school was in second grade. I moved to the USA from Germany when my Dad got out of the Army. I had some kind of 'worm' in my stomache which was very rare. I had to take these great big purple pills.
I spoke good English, but was used to speaking German with my Mom, so sometimes I would get words confused. The kids in class already thought this was funny and teased me sometimes about it.
Well, one day at school after lunch, I threw up and it was PURPLE. Everyone started yelling saying "Ewwww.....German vomit is purple!" I was VERY embarrassed!!!!
I also have a orange juice coming out of my nose story.