If You Had a Fly...

Luba · 02-09-2008, 05:25 PM

or hair in your Soup at a crowded Restaurant and you were either with a group of friends or significant other, would you get angry and make a scene? Would you quietly call the waiter over and tell him? What if the waiter didn't believe you, then what would you do?

Vautrin · 02-09-2008, 05:26 PM

I would call the waiter. If he did not believe me, I'd ask him to eat the soup. Then he can test himself.

Luba · 02-09-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Vautrin

I would call the waiter. If he did not believe me, I'd ask him to eat the soup. Then he can test himself.

I LOVE that answer!

I would just have LOVED to be there for that!

Vautrin · 02-09-2008, 05:35 PM

You can take a fly with you, when you go to a restaurant. And put it in the soup. People try to make millions out of things like that too.

Luba · 02-09-2008, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Vautrin

You can take a fly with you, when you go to a restaurant. And put it in the soup. People try to make millions out of things like that too.

....and to think I HATE dead flies!

I must remember that when my girlfriends and I go out to supper.....

Vautrin · 02-09-2008, 05:46 PM

Use something more impressive. Like rats or lizards....

Luba · 02-09-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Vautrin

Use something more impressive. Like rats or lizards....

OMG, that's funny!!! ....except I fear rats and lizards....can I just stick to the fly?

...or better yet....just rip a hair or two out of my own head....or whosever head is sitting beside me?

Fireblade · 02-09-2008, 06:03 PM

It'd only work if you got a waiter's hair. They're doing DNA testing now on **** like that.

Luba · 02-09-2008, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fireblade

It'd only work if you got a waiter's hair. They're doing DNA testing now on **** like that.

HEY, Fireblade!!! Nice to 'see' you! Where you been?