Happy Birthday BA

Duke · 06-15-2006, 02:33 AM

Hard to believe we've known each other as long as we have, even harder to believe is that fact that you still remember who I am. It seems like just yesterday you stalked me out of a chatroom and the rest is history. It's been a long bumpy road to get to this point but the road seems to be coming to an end.

I wish so much that my gift would have made it to you but alas, bedpans are not allowed over the border :? It seems all my gifts were returned for reasons beyond my understanding, the depends were slightly used, Geritol was confiscated, the hearing aid was mistaken as a fuse for a WMD, and the rascal scooter just disappeared all together. I guess all I'm allowed to send is my warmest wishes for a Happy Birthday, yes remember, it is your birthday.

I guess now it's really a good thing that you are a dental assistant because falsies will always come cheap for you and may in fact, even be covered with your works insurance.

Remember, rinse and spit.

love d00kie

PS: If you were Sponge Bob, is this what you would be thinking of this special message?

Star · 06-15-2006, 12:11 PM

Duke!

Happy BIrthday BA. I wish you a wonderful day full of people that you love around you. Have a good one!

Merika · 06-15-2006, 04:27 PM

I would tell SpongeDukeSpamPants to Bite Me!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duke · 06-15-2006, 05:00 PM

I thought this was one of my more sentimental messages. :?

Merika · 06-15-2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Duke

I thought this was one of my more sentimental messages. :?

A man's idea of being sentimental is much like a really fat chick wearing a thong....no one really gets it or wants it.

Luba · 06-15-2006, 10:50 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BA

TKDLady · 06-17-2006, 12:35 AM

I liked your attempt at sentimentality Duke. Happy Birthday BA.

BattleaxE · 06-17-2006, 07:17 PM

Well Dookie you have given me something I can truly say I've never had or even wished for.......
slightly used depends....
bedpan (at least that wasn't already used)
geritol....don't even know what that is suppose to do...
rascal scooter....training wheels before a harley lol
the one thing I did wish was to forget was my birthday and guess what....
you didnt lol
Let me just say that when I think of falsies I dont think of teeth lol

Dookie do me a favor.....Go take a look at SpongeBob now he has a present for you lol

All kidding aside, its nice to see the light at the end of the tunnel..

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. I truly appreciate them all.

P.S. If I'm not around much its because the home took my computer chair and replaced it with a rocking chair and I keep breaking my keyboard rocking into it. Also the nurses say I can't miss knitting 101 anymore............