The Facts of Life Explained in 2006 Terms

Merika · 02-12-2006, 08:56 PM

A little boy goes to his father & asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers:"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your Mom & I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via
e-mail with your Mom & we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy & then your Mom agreed to do a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, & since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-up appeared & said: "You've Got Male!"

my DAD just sent me that in email!!! LOL!

Vautrin · 02-12-2006, 10:11 PM

Thanks Merika. Let me try and forget about that. If I ever were to become a father ...

Luba · 02-13-2006, 08:25 AM

I love that, Merika! It's so true these days, too!

Merika · 02-13-2006, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Vautrin

Thanks Merika. Let me try and forget about that. If I ever were to become a father ...

Hey....I think you should keep it to read when your first son is born....since you and your fiance met on the internet.

Duke · 02-13-2006, 07:19 PM

Ever hear about the woman trying to sue some guy for getting her pregnant online?

Weiser · 02-13-2006, 07:42 PM

um, what?

Vautrin · 02-14-2006, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Merika

Hey....I think you should keep it to read when your first son is born....since you and your fiance met on the internet.

And in case of a daughter? She will be technophobic for the rest of her life!

Merika · 02-15-2006, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Duke

Ever hear about the woman trying to sue some guy for getting her pregnant online?

Is that a joke or do you have a good story here??