DUMB Story

Merika · 02-03-2005, 10:02 AM

What is your favorite DUMB story about the dumbest person you ever met at work or in your life? A person can be a great person to be around and just be stupid.

sn00py · 02-03-2005, 03:22 PM

one of my favorite dumb stories is when Me my sister/isis and curtis were going to the store.. now curtis has balance and he was walking on the rail of the brige (not over the water but on the curvey metal part and theres a dicht next to it). we were goin to the store and he was walkin on it and he said he had good balance and fell .... it was so funny he ripped his shorts and kinda rolld down the hill it was pretty funny..

darkangelism · 02-03-2005, 03:44 PM

i had this friend in 7th grade who tried to show how strong he was by breaking a cup in his hand, except the cup was full and when it broke it went all over him.

twinkle · 02-03-2005, 04:16 PM

The stupidest thing ever: my ex had one very good friend, let's call him Scott.

Scott was this rather ambitious, smart yet not very pretty girl Amber for 4 years. He was more into "family", going back to his home town and entering the good society. Around New Years Eve he separates from his gf and at the NYE party he meets another girl. Falls inlove... ok.

So the girl is always saying "oh, please, go out with the boys, I'll just stay around here''... "oh your mom is soooo lovely", etc. HE thinks he found the perfect blonde.

Ok. So: three months later he marries her, turns out the girl got pregant (by him), then as the fist child is born she gets pregnant again - in 2 months or so. And... she's a total bitch to all his friends and his mom is almost prohibited to enter their house.

All in almost one year!

Now that's an easy way to **** up your life!!!

Edited by Duke:

Let's try and keep the profanities out of our posts :?

twinkle · 02-03-2005, 04:24 PM

I didn't think he was dumb before, but it's been three years now and he's still married to her. And all the times we were visiting, she would find a reason to yell at him or make horrid observations either about him, his jobs or people he obviosly appreciates...

With all his brain, that makes him the dumbest person I know.

darkangelism · 02-03-2005, 04:26 PM

he might not want to abandon his kids.

twinkle · 02-03-2005, 04:35 PM

She may be a witch, but her 2 little girls are gonna be 2 knock-outs! The prettiest "things" I ever saw

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Don't know his motivations... couldn't care less. HE's old enough to know how to take care of himself. The thing is his ex kinda decided to ruin her life also. Works like a mad woman, got bitter and all, wouldn't admitt it... HE's just weak!!!

Duke · 02-03-2005, 06:36 PM

I couldn't get into my apartment several years ago. I tried every key on my chain, started pushing on the door because I had broken in previously but the weak spot wasn't there, I tried jamming a credit card between the latch, and was about to kick the door in when I realized I was on the wrong floor. I had a few drinks earlier that nite