A Delicate Subject - Be Warned!

Luba · 03-01-2008, 06:52 AM

Have you ever run out of toilet paper?

C'mon, be honest; what did you do if you did? If you haven't; what would you do if you did?

TKDLady · 03-01-2008, 01:51 PM

Not at home and if I did while out then I drip dried. If I did the other then I found kleenex in my purse or something.

Duke · 03-01-2008, 02:02 PM

I did once and ended up using my shirt and throwing it away. It wasn't that great of a shirt anyway, it had geckos in compromising sexual positions.

Luba · 03-01-2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Duke

I did once and ended up using my shirt and throwing it away. It wasn't that great of a shirt anyway, it had geckos in compromising sexual positions.

No comment!

TKDLady · 03-01-2008, 06:54 PM

What a picture that makes in my brain!!!

Duke · 03-01-2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TKDLady

What a picture that makes in my brain!!!

How do you see anything amidst all this

TKDLady · 03-01-2008, 10:07 PM

No Duke. That is YOUR brain. Must have been the geckos in compromising positions.

NoTargeT · 03-02-2008, 07:56 AM

I regularly run out of toiletpaper at home because my wife has a tendency to leave one and a half leaves of paper on the roll so she doesn't have to change it for a new roll. I usually end up walking to the closet with my pants down to get a new roll.
I have no problems with taking a crap in the woods and wipe my butt with whatever is available (leaves or a handfull of grass, bunnies absorb the best, but those are hard to catch when you're taking a crap).
If I'm without paper in lets say a public toilet in town then I either shout to the guy next to me to hand me some paper, and if no one is there I just tear off a halfmoon shaped piece of cardboard off the empty roll and use it as a sort of scraping scoop. If there even isn't an emty roll then I just pull up my pants and have a wash and some clean underwear when I get home.
I have no problems what so ever doing stuff like that. There's people dieing of hunger in this world, how could I consider having no toiletpaper at a specific moment as a real problem...

Duke · 03-02-2008, 12:52 PM

Scraping Scoop, what the h3ll are you eating boy

NoTargeT · 03-02-2008, 04:19 PM

Well, since cardboard doesn't absorb, wiping with it will just spread stuff out, so it's better to use the edge as a scraper to get any remains off.
Hope that explains it, lol.

Duke · 03-02-2008, 04:20 PM

yikes, that visual didn't help me much.

Weiser · 03-02-2008, 04:25 PM

i just pictured the 3 leaf thing from demolition man with sly stalone and messy snipes. ewew

TKDLady · 03-02-2008, 08:16 PM

This topic has become quite disgusting.