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Old 01-09-2005, 02:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?

Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby
I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for
two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share
half the cost, but I don't know him well! enough to discuss money with
him.

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,

I joined the military to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every
week for two and a half years He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one
night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
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Old 01-09-2005, 02:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao, the last one is great
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YEPPPERS....people are JUST THAT STUPID!
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These are real?
Think of some of the posts you've read thru the years on forums. I've read a few who were equally as assinine! I don't doubt a bit that these could easily be true.

I remember the ones which sounded like this:
My boyfriend broke up with me because he says I'm too climgy. I've called him everyday for 6 months and he won't return my calls. How long should I continue to give him his space? I need an answer because I know he loves and misses me.
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OMG!! LMAO
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good explanation Merika, thanks.
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Those are quite funny; brought them back for those of us that missed this post!
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That was before I joined.
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