A day in the life of a DITZ ( another embarassing moment)

Stone · 06-22-2005, 02:26 PM

I am so friggin stupid sometimes LOL. This morning I came home to clean my house after Greg left and put in some laundry and started doing some dishes. I smelt a nasty burning smell so I got my fat arse up on the counter and opened the air vent where the filter is took, changed it while I was up there and smelt where the burning smell was comming from. Well I smelt fire so I jumped down.. ( remember I am now 9 months pregnant jumping off a counter) I fell on the side of the counter and sliced my leg open but got Noah out of the house, we went into the garage and there was so much smoke I couldn't see.

So I got Noah outside opened the garage and let the smoke clear, I turned off the breaker and still couldn't find a fire, so I called the Non emergency fire number and they said they would send a guy out to check out my house. Well they sent 3 fire trucks, 2 cops and the fire cheaf!!! Noah was happy of course and got to ride in the fire truck, all my neighbors came outside saw my leg dripping with blood and the fire department there and called Greg. The fire department was in my house for about 1 hour in then the Fire cheaf comes up to me laughing his arse off and said " Hey let me talk to you for a minute" I followed him into my garage and he opened my Laundry Washser and said " I am going to give you a laundry lesson, you packed the washer to full witch makes the washer shake doing that burns the belt and will start a fire" :oops: :oops: " and the fact that we found this behind the washer that is plastic didn't help your situation any" as he was holding my old plastic dominatrix outfit that was half melted up. ( old dancer costume) I was SOOOOOOOOOO Embarassed, plus the fire men we're HAUT and there we're like 10 of them I wanted to crawl under a rock and just die :oops: :oops: :oops:

Duke · 06-22-2005, 03:17 PM

rofl, you kill me SH, this could only happen in your world.

Stone · 06-22-2005, 03:22 PM

I know I think I should just have a camera follow me around my life is it's own sitcom :?

Merika · 06-22-2005, 07:17 PM

You missed the obvious Stone...was he CUTE?

Stone · 06-22-2005, 08:07 PM

Hell yea they we're ALL CUTE!! and there we're tons of them, I think after I have Ally I will invite my friends over and start a small fire LMAO ( jkjkjk) firemen are HOT

Duke · 06-22-2005, 08:22 PM

Everyones haut Stone, you just havnen't gotten any for the past 9 months ;-)

Stone · 06-22-2005, 09:05 PM

I know

Merika · 06-24-2005, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone

Hell yea they we're ALL CUTE!! and there we're tons of them, I think after I have Ally I will invite my friends over and start a small fire LMAO ( jkjkjk) firemen are HOT

I'll avoid making the obvious hose joke.....