Cuervo Cookies..BEST Christmas Cookie Recipe EVER

Luba · 12-23-2005, 04:48 PM

Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fruit of floor. Mix on the turner. If the dried druit gets stuck in the bearterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Next shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS