Christmas party

Weiser · 12-21-2005, 08:20 PM

Looks like I got a christmas party (work) to goto friday. Should be fun I think. Both plants are going, free food, prizes, free cabs home. I'm going with Jess, 30 yrs old, looks 25. No kids, just getting a divorce. Should be fun I think. She's already told me to watch out or she'll take advantage of me...even joked about getting a hotel room hah. Now I just gotta figure out how to get there now. I'm not going to drive and neither is she as she is staying with her friend who lives about an hour away. I can't wait. I can taste the double Jack and Gingers already. Only 2 more shifts and we got a nice long week off. Ohhh yeah.

I kinda feel bad for her, just going through a divorce so she doesn't have any family at all around here. As much as I don't like christmas...everyone needs some place to go.

Merika · 12-21-2005, 08:22 PM

Sounds like she needs a Santa to stuff her lonely stocking!!!

Is there a hotel near by? Book early.

Weiser · 12-21-2005, 08:24 PM

Fack I hit 1000 posts and didnt realize....

Um yeah there are plenty of hotels around. I was going to tell her to crash at my place, but the house is full as my sister is coming home.

I'll stuff her stocking any day of the year, and I'm sure she knows it. Ho Ho Hoooyeah.

Merika · 12-21-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Weiser

Fack I hit 1000 posts

For a minute....I read that wrong and thought you got really really lucky this holiday season.

Older women/younger guy is a real great gig......but only if you both accept the situation for what it is. It's rarely a long term thing. But for the short term....it can be GLORIOUS! 8)

Weiser · 12-21-2005, 08:30 PM

Hey I like the older women. Fiona was almost 30, austrailian and blonde and I was....22? Yeah 22. That was AWESOME. I don't even bother talking to girls that are younger than me anymore.

Merika · 12-21-2005, 08:36 PM

I was working with some younger females around your age.....and I SURE can understand why. They are so full of bitchiness and drama.....it would drive ANY guy crazy. I can't imagine some guy looking at them as the possible mother of their child.

Surely I'm from another generation....but to me....pouring my guy a cup of coffee or getting him a beer....is a nice thing to do. I don't consider it demeaning. Some younger females out there never discuss the quality of their dates....but only how much he spent on her personally. I find that to be nauseating. If I was a guy and I found one of those types of women...I'd put her A$$ out at the redlight and tell her to friggin WALK HOME!

Weiser · 12-21-2005, 08:43 PM

I hate it. This is why I don't have a girlfriend. I don't want the drama and the immaturity. I mean there are some exceptions, but they are few and far between.

So I just do my thing, goto the bars, have fun and that's it. If the right one comes along I'll bite, but most of the time it's a one night deal.

Merika · 12-21-2005, 09:01 PM

I think perhaps the tattoo ink or tongue piercing hit a bad nerve. They are NUCKING FUTTS! I swear....I have no idea why they are so self serving and stuck on themselves. I think it's nice when a guy opens my doors and I pour his beers. I have no idea why they are so confused with how things go.

PS....they wear pants cause they have skinny ugly legs.

Duke · 12-21-2005, 09:52 PM

I hit 10,000 posts and barely noticed. :?

I like older women as well, or I used to, now I'm pushing 38 so an older women is now someone whos teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

Merika · 12-21-2005, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Duke

I hit 10,000 posts and barely noticed. :?

I like older women as well, or I used to, now I'm pushing 38 so an older women is now someone whos teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

Yep....good trade off for a guy who farts in his sleep and needs blue pills.

Duke · 12-21-2005, 10:41 PM

I only need blue pills if you come to bed naked ;-)

Merika · 12-21-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Duke

I only need blue pills if you come to bed naked ;-)

You can't fool me.....you KNOW you'll fart and pull the covers over my head.

darkangelism · 12-22-2005, 12:23 AM

older women mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Weiser · 12-24-2005, 08:27 AM

Dang... here's the cole's notes version of my night

Started drinking at 4:30pm
Spent $120
Blew a 0.2 on a breathalizer
Found out Jess is a good dancer
Found out she really likes my bed

Oh I can already hear the gossip when we go back to work haha.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merika · 12-25-2005, 04:00 PM

Sounds like you have a great night playing Jingle Balls.......