Bumper Stickers

[Merika]

> .BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FAST.
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> Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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> If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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> Horn Broken....Watch For Finger.
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> The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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> So Many Pedestrians....So Little Time.
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> Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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> If We Quit Voting,
> Will They All Go Away?
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> Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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> Illiterate? Write For Help.
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> Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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> Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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> He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost,
> But Miles From The Next Exit.
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> I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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> You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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> I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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> Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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> (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
> If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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> Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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> Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
> Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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> Ax Me About Ebonics.
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> Body By Nautilus;
> Brain By Mattel.
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> Boldly Going Nowhere.
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> Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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> How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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> GROW YOUR OWN DOPE--- PLANT A MAN.
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> All Men Are Animals;
> Some Just Make Better Pets.

Sorry...could've cleaned up the '>'...but didnt'. Anyone else have any favorites?

[RandomSkater]

I dunno if these are suppose to be bumper stickers or not, but i got these stickers that I put on my snowboard.
one is: "What doesn't kill you will only require brief hospitilization"
and the second: "I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere".

[Duke]

I thought we had a bumper sticker thread a short while back. Hmmmn, maybe I'm losing it.

[Merika]

I thought we did too...but couldn't find it last night. Maybe it was just a thread on 'sayings'....which I guess is the same thing.

[Evil_CSM_Yu]

I saw two a few weeks back that made me chuckle/think.

"What a surprise another S.O.B. in a BMW"
and

"Guns don't kill people, drivers on cell phones do" Kinda sad that in the past year a driver went to answer her cell phone while going past a school, looked down and ran over a little girl killing her - in that one moment she (the driver) ruined her own life, and ended the life of that girl plus the girl's family. A good friend of mine has also been rear-ended no less than three times and each time was by someone on a cell phone.

Pull over to have your conversations people.

[Merika]

Check you PM's.......

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Duke

I thought we had a bumper sticker thread a short while back. Hmmmn, maybe I'm losing it.

There is and I posted on it approximately 15 minutes ago; Merika's were very funny