Actual Teacher's Comments

[Star]

These are actual comments made on student's report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded. Rightfully so!! 8O

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

I would not allow this student to breed.

Your child has delusions of adequacy.

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

This child has been working with too much glue.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

[Duke]

Those are classic, rofl

[Star]

can you imagine seeing any of those written on your kid's report card? ya think these teachers were having a bad day? LMAO!!

[Weiser]

What we need is more honesty like that!

Sure I would be a little upset if it were my kid, but I don't have a kid *knocks on wood*.

Those were awesome hahaha

[Ayla]

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

This one is a classic and one I use very often as I'm surrounded by idiots at work.

[twinkle]

If a teacher would ever dare to write this on my kids card report, even if it were true, I'd sue the whole system for psychological damage and demand preson for the teacher.

Speaking of need of social recognition!! Some people feel better about themselves only when they make others feel small.

[Duke]

Originally Posted by twinkle

Speaking of need of social recognition!! Some people feel better about themselves only when they make others feel small.

I know several people that do this. It's a lot easier to critique others because it takes the focus off yourself. It's a sad state of affairs indeed.

[Star]

i would do the same twinks. these teachers were all held accountable for these things. i hope they never teach another classroom again!

we joke on how funny these are but the kids that seen them written on their report cards are probably scarred from what their teacher wrote about them.

some people jsut shouldn't be teaching kids.

[Duke]

Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce either ;-)

[sweetbilly]

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

MUHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH, i've never heard that one before ....funny.

OMG i can not believe someone would be so low as to say things that distasteful and down right mean to children?

They are funny as heck though, i'm gonna have to write a few of them down. hehe

I always liked this one personally: did your parents produce any kids that actually lived?

[Meanon]

This thread reminds me of a comedy routine I once saw based on the following:

EXPLANATIONS FOR VARIOUS AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS TAKEN FROM CLAIM FILES OF MUTUAL SERVICE INSURANCE COMPANY:

1. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

2. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

3. A trunk backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

5. The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in the bush with his rear-end showing.

6. I told the police I was not injured; but upon removing my hat, I found I had a fractured skull.

7. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

8. When I saw that I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and subsequently crashed into the other car.

9. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law in the seat and headed over the embankment.

10. I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.

11. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

12. I first saw the slow-moving, sad-faced man when he bounced off the hood of my car.

13. The accident happened when the right front door of a car came around the corner without giving any signal.

14. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.

15. A pedestrian I did not see, hit me, then went sliding under my car.

16. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.

17. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

18. The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into another vehicle.

[Luba]

Those are extremely funny, Meanon; laughed my way through each one!