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Old 02-07-2006, 10:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you could get a FREE 5 year service of one of the below....which would it be?

Cook
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Babysitter


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Old 02-07-2006, 10:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Cook - I hate cooking
Chauffeur - I don't have a car or driver's license
Housekeeper - I do not mind doing those tasks, I do not mind my chaos.
Masseuse - Nah. Not needed.
Personal Secretary - My life is simple, not needed
Babysitter - No, I am not in wearing diapers.

Probably pick the cook.
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would LOVE a housekeeper ....so my house would stay tidy and clean all the time. I wouldn't expect her to do the kid's room thought.....AARRGGG....they are always a mess!! Their bathroom is a h*ll hole too!
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Male or female? Either way I'd probably go for that. I would feel fabulous all the time. All the others I can do myself and the kids are with their dad twice a week
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Old 02-07-2006, 01:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If I could get a good massage everyday, I wouldn't care what I ate or what the house looked like. Next in line would be housekeeper, there just never is enough time. I love to cook and I'm good at it but every night I'm faced with dirty dishes and almost everynight clothes to wash or fold. Not to mention picking up after a 7 year old, but he is getting better about cleaning up his own messes, so there's hope on that one, now if I could just train him to wash dishes and do laundry I'd have it maid.
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Old 02-07-2006, 01:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Male or female? Either way I'd probably go for that. I would feel fabulous all the time. All the others I can do myself and the kids are with their dad twice a week
That was MASSUESE.....not to be confused with GIGOLO!
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Old 02-07-2006, 02:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Massueuse...damn straight.
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I can live without massages... but I can live much better with a housekeeper!!! I guess in the end I'm just practical :oops: !
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Old 02-07-2006, 07:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Masseuse; very definitely didn't even have to think twice...
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Old 02-07-2006, 07:11 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Massages? That is what partners are for. Plus you can take the massage as far as you want, without it creating a new problem. For the singles amongst us, however, that would not be a problem in the first place.
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Old 02-07-2006, 09:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I don't even like back rubs and such. I don't find it romantic or relaxing.
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I don't even like back rubs and such. I don't find it romantic or relaxing.
Maybe you can't feel it through all of your back hair.
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Old 02-08-2006, 08:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I don't even like back rubs and such. I don't find it romantic or relaxing.
Maybe you can't feel it through all of your back hair.
NO..I just don't like to be touched by a stranger who isn't buying me beer. Even then, I'm just not the hand holding touchy-feely type of person. My dad is the same way and my daughter doesn't like anyone to touch her arms. I think it's genetic.
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Old 02-19-2006, 12:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Male or female? Either way I'd probably go for that. I would feel fabulous all the time. All the others I can do myself and the kids are with their dad twice a week
You know, Meanon, these comments are interesting to me on so many levels I'm not sure where to begin..............?

Actually I'm surprised you limited your options to "Male or Female." After all there is the "other category"......which would include batteries, plug in...., or hand operated.
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