12-12-2005, 09:44 PM
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We don't know why she was fired. It is really strict there when you are a temp (she was) and I think she missed a day. I've heard of it happening.
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12-12-2005, 09:57 PM
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It's also hard to concentrate when all your blood flow is south of the border.
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Do you mean the United States Or Mexico?  |
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12-13-2005, 01:42 AM
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Yes, my brain is Iceland, my chest is Canada, my stomack is the US and then we have Mexico on the other side of the border.
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12-13-2005, 09:14 AM
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Yes, my brain is Iceland, my chest is Canada, my stomack is the US and then we have Mexico on the other side of the border.
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Well done...my Son!! You must have been doing great In Geography and Anatomy Class |
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12-13-2005, 01:59 PM
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im sure he is well studied in anatomy.
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12-13-2005, 08:17 PM
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im sure he is well studied in anatomy.
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good one, DA...
Sorry for my disloyal laughter, Duke, but what DA wrote was extremely funny...I guess I'm not welcome now...  |
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12-13-2005, 08:54 PM
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it didnt have to be taken as an insult, i didnt say whether it was his anatomy or female anatomy that he knows well.
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12-14-2005, 12:29 AM
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im sure he is well studied in anatomy.
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good one, DA...
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12-18-2005, 04:07 AM
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sooo i went to teh lcbo (liqor store) tonight to get soem stuff and who do i se tehre? JEN teh hot one....she looked so hot all doen up with teh make up an dstuff. anwyas, she gave me a big hug, told me seh missed me and tehn gave me her number.
damn, i thoguht she was hot at qss withort her make up on...with it..wow. my frineds thought she was younger tehn me!
so i had antoher good night...i'll expalin more tomorow when i acn t ype.
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12-21-2005, 10:34 PM
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sooo i went to teh lcbo (liqor store) tonight to get soem stuff and who do i se tehre? JEN teh hot one....she looked so hot all doen up with teh make up an dstuff. anwyas, she gave me a big hug, told me seh missed me and tehn gave me her number.
damn, i thoguht she was hot at qss withort her make up on...with it..wow. my frineds thought she was younger tehn me!
so i had antoher good night...i'll expalin more tomorow when i acn t ype.
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I hop e yu o weren ot too dru nke to mak ths one wrk 4 yauou. :? |
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12-22-2005, 06:14 PM
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Erm, I don't remember too much of that night. She wasn't at the bar though, she was working and I saw her before I was drunk  |
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12-22-2005, 06:32 PM
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Wait I do remember one thing. My cousin asked me what lines to use to pick up girls and such, how do I do it, yadda yadda.
Well, I benefit from his (and our friends) incompetance quite a bit. They always head over to girls and say dumb stuff that they think will work, or go up and start dancing with someone, but are all grabby. It is then that I step in if they are lookers and take over...and they don't even realize it (cuz/friends).
So I told him this, and told him that I would play the idiot to anyone in the bar so he could step in. Well he wanted a practice round first and picked the first girl he saw dancing...and she wasn't pretty...actually she was scary. But I was feelin good and it was his birthday so I did it. I acted like them and went over, played the grabby drunk guy and it completely backfired on me. She liked it and grabbed back. Apparently my cousin can't read signs either and came up to ask her if I was bothering her and she told him to get lost! Oh man, too funny. I then promptly made a b-line to the bar and downed some tequila.
*shudder* Next time he wants to try something like that out I'm picking the girl.
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12-25-2005, 05:36 PM
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Women drunk in a bar....don't care what the h*ll a guy says.... they only care if they think he's good lookin'. I went out with a guy in the Navy for awhile who was borderline remedial....but he was such a HOTTIE....I just pretended he wasn't retarded.
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12-25-2005, 06:28 PM
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Women drunk in a bar....don't care what the h*ll a guy says.... they only care if they think he's good lookin'. I went out with a guy in the Navy for awhile who was borderline remedial....but he was such a HOTTIE....I just pretended he wasn't retarded.
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