Co Worker Nicknames.

[Duke]

I was bored at work last night and doing this job I really hate but seem to be the only person willing enough to do it properly when I was thinking of this topic. I'm really bad with names and since we've had a rash of incoming employees added to our staff recently, I find the task of remembering their names daunting.

We also seem to fallen into this vicious cycle of hiring dregs from the bottom of the gene pool lately. Many of them have lousy work ethic and I swear, half of them have scabs on their knuckles because they get cut up from dragging on the ground behind them as they walk.

Anyway, I have nicknames for much of our staff it seems so here goes:

- Manimal
- Mini Me
- Irene of Genie "with the light brown hair". Sometimes I sing this to her for a cheap giggle.
- d00fus Xavier Sasparilla (one of my greatest friends)
- Tandino (one of my greatest friends, golfing buddy)
- Aaron "between my ears" (one of my greatest friends)
- Jayscum (one of my greatest friends), also known as Jason and the Argonauts as he was the only person with half a clue in the department he worked in.
- T'homo (one of my greatest friends, tennis buddy), he calls me Dedodedodedo. I always speak very highly of my good friend Tho. He was a little boy when the US was withdrawing from Vietnam, lost some siblings when the US was dumping ammo in a river behind his house (some detonated taking out part of their home and family). He had seen public executions, dead bodies everywhere and they ultimately had to flee the country as their relatives faught against communism. This was only the beginning of the horror because piracy was big on the seas at that time so he witnessed rape, murder and disease only to end up near starving on a beach. All this happened when he was a little boy yet he maintains one of the most upbeat and postivite attitudes of anyone I've ever known.
- Penile, Penile Acadamy, Penile Erecti (I've known this guy for close to 19 years now)
- Thimply Thuthan
- Nick-o-teen
- akab00k double, Timmmmmayyyyy
- Twistmas Twee
- Lee-0-Tard
- Roman Polanski (Rome or Roman for short)
- hoofer (one of my greatest friends)

[TKDLady]

I don't have any nicknames for co-workers but I do for a couple of my ex-neighbors. Not necessarily nice ones.

60 knot - Taiwanese woman, very nice but during a hurricane she was outside trying to shore up her fence with some 2x4s and since she was so skinny and small it was funny to watch her trying to stay in one place. Then she told my husband of the 60 knot winds afterward. Hilarious.

Fish Man/Woman - He was white and she was Phillipino I am guessing but they had a wooden table on their front porch where they would gut fish.

Jabba - A very heavy man down the street from us who always wore suspenders and no shirt.