Brown nosers....

[Ayla]

AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!

I absolutely cannot stand brown nosers. I can't. They get on the last nerve I have and just grate on it!

There are exactly 3 of us here in this office. Myself, a gay guy, and our boss, who is a 60 year old woman. I have more collections experiance than either of them and the gay guy has never done collections until now. I swear to you all that he has his head so far up her arse that it's formed a suction. If we ever are able to pull it out it'll make a popping noise that'll be so loud Duke will be able to hear it in Canada!!!!!!!!!

He does his best to pretend I'm not even in the office with them. He gets pissed because myself and the boss have a love of common threads. (both from the same state and distantly (like 5 generations here) related. We didn' tknow this until after I had been working here for over 2 months. Okay so that chaps his arse. I don't care. He'll talk about getting lunch asking what she wants and blah blah blah and doesn't even ask if I want anything from where they're eating at.

Constantly, all day long, every day, monday thru friday...all I hear is him asking her questions about herself and then catering his awnsers in hopes that she'll reciprocate and put her head in his ass as well. That'll never happen but he sure trys. And he's gay. I don't care about that. But he's a fake gay guy. I mean I'm sure he does like men and all but he's a fairy. I've heard him talk to people in a "normal" voice but only a few times. Instead he always talks with this high pitched nasal southern accent thing that is about to make my head blow off the top of my neck! I get so tired of hearing about drag queens and his boyfriend former porn star model guy! I don't care dude! I really don't want to hear it! I've dated some mighty fine men in my day and my husband isn't hard on the eyes either but I don't have a shrine to him at my desk for heaven's sake!!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELF DUDE! GET OVER YOUR BOYFRIEND AND WHAT HE *USED* TO BE!!!!! I keep saying mean sh*t to him and he still don't get it! What, oh what, will it take to shut him up? Anyone have some duct tape?

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*whew* can we say rant?

[darkangelism]

yeah brown nosers can be annoying, i sometimes am them though.

[Ayla]

everyone kisses a little arse every now and then...but this guy lives to stick his nose up it!!!!

[darkangelism]

lol, yeah i knew a guy like that in high school, he got me in trouble whenever he could with our boss.