Ok, so where I work is pretty easy. It's beyond easy. Trained monkeys could do the work just as easy, except there would be poop everywhere, so I guess that's why us humans get to do it.
So yeah, I'm new. Been there 3 days. I'm just as good as anyone else there now. Heck I am faster than a few people that have been there alot longer than me.
Now here is where that ARGH comes into place. There is some irritating asian broad that works there. You know the type, you see them in movies. The broken english, high pitch, nasaly, make you want to jab your ears with burning q-tips asian broad. Now, I wouldn't have a problem with her except for the fact that she seems to shadow me and tell me what I am doing is wrong. But I'm not doing anything wrong.
First, I'm faster than you.
Second, learn to speak before you bitch at me.
Third, you aren't my boss.
Fourth, you suck at your job.
Fifth, don't tell me how to do something when you can't do it right yourself.
Sixth, get out of my freakin face and go do your own work.
Seventh, I've been told by all FOUR supervisors that what I AM DOING IS RIGHT!
Eighth, STOP YELLING AT ME.
Nineth, even if I was doing it wrong, I still wouldn't listen to you because I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
Tenth, just because I was at a station that had something wrong with it before you got there, don't assume it was me that made the mistake. It wasn't. It was the guy that had been there for over a year. Go yell your incoherant babble in his face. Oh you won't? PISS OFF.
Eleventh, don't stand there and try and hold a conversation with someone else and neglect your job, ESPECIALLY when I have to take over your station on rotation and NOTHING is done. Why? Because I have to fix your freakin mistakes. Nobody else dicks around, what makes you so special? Because you have been there longer than me? Because "Oh me Ping. Me don't understand" Sorry Ping, my left nut could do a better job than you.
Twelveth, if a supervisor tells me to go to sensors and move you to ALR, DON'T YELL AT ME. Your BOSS is the one making you move, not me. Sorry you can't sit on your ass anymore.
Thirteenth, I'm on day 3 and already hate you. I'm content at hating you, don't make me an enemy.
GOD! What is with people. Look, I don't hate asians. I like asians. I have asian friends. She is just a bloody idiot that makes me twitch. I hope she slips on ice and breaks a finger or two, soon.
Everyone else is cool there. I love everyone else. They have made it a pleasant place to work. She makes me want to go postal.
ARGH!
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