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Old 02-01-2006, 05:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what an intresting interview I just had!!

I interviewed at a HUGE Financial Firm but due to the content of this post I will not state what one.

I got my hair professionally styled for this one bought an Armini Suit witch I will take back shortly :wink: and got my make up professionaly done as well in other words I LOOKED HOT!!! and professional but I REALLY REALLY want this job.

I guess I got what I asked for because they we're supposed to have 2 men interview and as soon as I was seated it turned in to 4 men. Anyway the interview was Suprisingly well, it wasn't a tenth as hard as I prepared for they asked ALOT of personal questions.

Are you Married? ect. witch is non of there business, anyway I had to take a very complex mathmetics test and reading test, the Vice President took me in to a private room and said " Look you can't use a calculator so I must remove it from the conference room, but if you pick C for every question you will get a 62%, you only need a 70, he winked and walked out" t after 40 minutes of testing I went back in to the room with the board of directors and said" I'll be completely honest here, I have 7 years of bookkeeping & Tax experience, but I have always had a calculator at hand, I don't think I did that well on the Mathmetics test" the now PRESIDENT said " That's ok Sugar we'll make sure you pass" fax me your Essay and we will get back to you by Friday!!!!!

OK OK OK, yep I should be happy but I am PISSED!!! why the heck do I cary "stripper syndrome with me everywhere?" I have busted my butt to get where I am but Blonde hair, Blue Eyes and a Nice Rack still get me NO FRIGGEN RESPECT!!

Actually I am UNDERQUALIFIED for this job, but I'll get it I am sure to be Brokers and Financial Advisors eye candy and that totally pisses me off!!!! I think I will just cut my hair get a boob reduction and work on being UGLY if they hire me LMAO, no seriously I am kind of insulted I guess I don't really have a reason to be :?


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Old 02-01-2006, 05:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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did you put that you were a stripper on your resume? But i highly doubt that it was that, even if you wernt, just being hot will make men into animals, you should know this. But i kinda get the feeling that you will get hired and they might hope that you turn into a trophy wife for one of them...they are in for a surprise...that sucks that they treated you that way though.

maybe you, me,weiser, twinkle and others should just start our own company. Then you wouldnt have to deal with people that are like that.
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Old 02-01-2006, 05:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Heck No I didnt put that I was a Stripper, who knows maby I gave one of them a lap dance before, I wouldn't know :?
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Old 02-01-2006, 06:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hmm, hot woman who dresses well and can do the job vs guy who can do the same thing. they're going to make sure they have the hottie. Hey whatever gets the job done. You can be damn sure if I was a woman (a hot one) I would use all my assets to the best of my abilities.
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Old 02-01-2006, 06:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Heck No I didnt put that I was a Stripper, who knows maby I gave one of them a lap dance before, I wouldn't know :?
Or maybe you would've got the job...if you gave him a lap dance at the interview. HAHA!
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Old 02-01-2006, 06:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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AND!!!! I would have walked OUT with more cash then I walked IN with
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Don't have that many prejudice against men, Heather. Maybe it's a tough market and they want a certain type of person and maybe you fit into the category. Now, they know they have to make you pass some phony tests, due to their reputation, but they don't think that those tests are anymore conclusive than you do. It's a fact, they know it and you know it.

So stop worrying and complaying, woman and enjoy!!
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Old 02-02-2006, 06:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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We live in a very visual society. Heck we wear scrubs to work here and you wouldn't believe the comments you get. If it's a job your going to enjoy going to every day and don't mind the innuendo's then I say more power to you and go for it!!!
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I used to work on the shipyards. More times than not...I was the only female around. I thought the sexual innuendo's were part of the perks. HAHA! I loved those guys...they were just great!!
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I'm bad with innuendos...real bad LOL I should get in trouble but I don't
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AND!!!! I would have walked OUT with more cash then I walked IN with
I forgot to tell you how funny that was when I read it!
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I'm bad with innuendos...real bad LOL I should get in trouble but I don't
Me too Weiser...I just can't help myself.
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Me too Weiser...I just can't help myself.
Actually you can. :wink:
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Me too Weiser...I just can't help myself.
Actually you can. :wink:
Oh NOOOO...then part of my fun beer personality would be totally lost. I pretty much behave on here....but I like having a good time when I'm around the fellows.
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