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09-10-2007, 08:39 PM
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Re: Funny Phrases
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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
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Why are men afraid to ask for directions? What's up with that? |
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09-10-2007, 08:41 PM
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Re: Funny Phrases
I don't know but there were times in my life when it certainly would have helped a great deal.
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09-10-2007, 11:45 PM
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Re: Funny Phrases
I have one that I use to torment my friends whenever their in a bad mood; mim may get a kick out of this:
"Just because it's raining outside, doesn't mean you can't have sunshine in your heart".
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09-11-2007, 01:29 AM
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Re: Funny Phrases
better to sit, be quiet, and be considered a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt......
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"The moon is more important than the sun, because at night we need the light more." 
Last edited by IR_Efrem : 09-11-2007 at 04:44 PM.
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09-11-2007, 08:49 AM
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Re: Funny Phrases
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Originally Posted by Duke
I have one that I use to torment my friends whenever their in a bad mood; mim may get a kick out of this:
"Just because it's raining outside, doesn't mean you can't have sunshine in your heart".
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LOVE that!  |
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09-11-2007, 10:31 PM
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Re: Funny Phrases
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I have one that I use to torment my friends whenever their in a bad mood; mim may get a kick out of this:
"Just because it's raining outside, doesn't mean you can't have sunshine in your heart".
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better to sit, be quiet, and be considered a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt......
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I like them both.
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09-12-2007, 08:46 AM
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Re: Funny Phrases
I started out with nothing and have most of it left.
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09-15-2007, 07:32 PM
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Re: Funny Phrases
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. |
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09-15-2007, 07:35 PM
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Re: Funny Phrases
Horn broken, watch for finger.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
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09-17-2007, 01:56 PM
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Re: Funny Phrases
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Horn broken, watch for finger.
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that is great! |
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09-22-2007, 08:30 AM
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Re: Funny Phrases
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes....that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. |
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10-20-2007, 08:45 PM
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Re: Funny Phrases
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
-Miss Piggy
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02-09-2008, 09:55 AM
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Re: Funny Phrases
A Good Friend is like a good Bra: Hard to find, Supportive, Comfortable, and always close to your heart!
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I like that, So true! |
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