Pagan Holiday Rituals: Healthy?

Samson · 12-22-2004, 09:45 AM

I've a couple of holiday rituals that may be driving me more or less sane. One of them is not visiting relatives.

Another is setting up my own little, much darker version of Santa's workshop in my garage where I more goblin-like than elf-like curse all Mattel engineers to eternities of assembling toys with missing or deformed parts. Apparently on the @#$%$# planet these guys are on everyone has 4 arms and are double jointed. Hope any 8 year olds reading this appreciate those toys freakin' elves put together for them.

The next ritual is catching up on an entire season of Sopranos via DVD rental. As mentioned, watching Kill Bill VOL 1 and 2 is another.

Finally, spreading cheer among the friends and regulars at the local pool hall is in order.

BTW for Merika et al:

Help Santa drink and drive.

http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

Use the arrow keys to guide santa to his next drink. Be sure to keep him away from the electrified toy train tracks.

Also, from my darkside,
http://www.cthulhulives.org/Solstice/index.html

This looks fun, has anyone heard this?

Anyone else have some less than traditional Holiday Traditions?

Fayebelle · 12-22-2004, 09:58 AM

My Santa had 464 before he was fried by the train. Too funny Samson!

I'm thinking on the NonTraditions.... Eggnog and a corner w/a book during "family time" would be one.

Duke · 12-22-2004, 10:28 AM

I only got 405, that's hilarious.

Fayebelle · 12-22-2004, 10:32 AM

When I used to bartend we would joke about the "determined walk of a drunk" A drunk person will fix on the spot they want to get to and choose the most direct line between point A and B- put their head down- and proceed full force. Woe the day when something interupts their path! LOL That Santa def had the determined walk of a drunk LOL

Samson · 12-22-2004, 12:31 PM

I got to around 800.

Something in me says that if you break 1000 he pukes his guts out.

Merry Xmas,
Samson :twisted:

Merika · 12-22-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samson

BTW for Merika et al:Help Santa drink and drive.

Well...as life seems to time things....by the time I found this post....I had enough beer in me not to be much help to the fat little red A$$ed man. I'll try the game again tomorrow......and see if I can be of assistance.

darkangelism · 12-22-2004, 11:18 PM

He doesnt puke at 1000, i got 1130

Duke · 12-23-2004, 02:04 AM

Too bad there's no suprise when you tough it out that long, I'd actually try it again if it did. I love games where they reward you with an easter egg now and then.

Merika · 12-23-2004, 08:00 PM

Yeah.....why doesn't he give a PRIZE! I mean...he IS Santa!