Embarrassing Odors

Samson · 03-12-2005, 02:42 PM

OK, what's this all about?

This week I haven't eaten anything that I haven't eaten before, yet today I have been beset with what seems to be a continuous flatulance, the unpleasent odor of which persists with annoying tenacity to the point where I've opened windows in the house hoping that all trace of the "attacks" will have dissappated before the return of Delilah and she decides that it is grounds for divorce, returns to the airport with the kids, and never returns.

This bachelor life is killing me!!

Remedies Anyone?

Star · 03-12-2005, 02:48 PM

is the odor on you or in the house? on you, go have a shower and use deodorant soap, then put on lots of deodorant, then after shave and cologne.

In the house, go get a bottle of febreeze and spreay it all over the curtains, furniture, carpeting.

and rub the dog with a dryer sheet. might be the dog that smells :?:

Samson · 03-12-2005, 02:52 PM

OH YES!! FREbreeeeeeeze!! I'd forgotten!!

Man's best friend, having replaced diaper chewing animals.

And BATHING.....Wow, completely forgot: OK, off to the shower!!

THANKS STAR!!

Star · 03-12-2005, 02:55 PM

ummm....don't you shower on a daily basis? :? how long has your wife been gone? :?

okay well, have a nice shower then! and febreeze the crap out of the house!

darkangelism · 03-12-2005, 03:08 PM

brush your teeth? not showering is kinda gross.

Star · 03-12-2005, 03:13 PM

kinda? 8O

darkangelism · 03-12-2005, 03:18 PM

i use the word kinda when i talk about bad things, to make it seem less bad i guess, even though yeah not showering is gross...my roomate showers only twice a week.

Samson · 03-12-2005, 03:28 PM

OK.

Frebrezed the house and dog, showered and am about to brush teeth (thanks DA!!).

Now, Off to the Airport!!

Star · 03-12-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkangelism

i use the word kinda when i talk about bad things, to make it seem less bad i guess, even though yeah not showering is gross...my roomate showers only twice a week.

i know it's a figure of speach.

only twice a week? bet he doesn't get too many dates happening. that's gross! 8O

febreezed the dog samson? LMAO!! brushing your teeth is a good add-on to the shower thing. now you're ready to receive your wife like she should be received. :wink:

darkangelism · 03-12-2005, 04:04 PM

some of me hopes that sampson was kidding about all this.

My roomate hasnt had a date since i have met him 3 years ago.

Duke · 03-12-2005, 04:26 PM

I'm thinking he's kidding here.

Personally, I don't know how anyone can go more than one day without showering, twice in hot weather.

Stone · 03-12-2005, 05:25 PM

I never shower. I take bath's instead

Star · 03-12-2005, 07:57 PM

I'm hoping he was kidding too. and i find that gross also, not bathing or showering on a regular basis. ewwwwwww

Duke · 03-12-2005, 08:12 PM

It just feels bad on your skin after not showering regularily.

Stone · 03-12-2005, 09:44 PM

After the Hurricanes hit we had no electricity for weeks and the water was so poluted with CARS and homes that it was unsafe to use the shower....

:? Nobody I knew showered for almost 13 days people just don't look the same with no shower for that long

Star · 03-13-2005, 05:51 AM

that would be horrible! It took that long for them to make the water safe again? that's a really long time.