Your Dream Machine

[Merika]

If you could have a machine which would do any one thing for you, what kind of a machine would it be??

I would want a fat machine, looking kinda like the old fashioned hair dryers, which you sat under each day and it zapped out all the extra fat calories you ate that day.

[Adonaicole]

They already have that, it's called a treadmill. For me, it would be a time machine. I would love to go back in time and witness all the historical events, including all the good, happy moments of my life, fast-forwarding through the bad parts where I screwed everything up.

[Weiser]

i'd say a time machine too, but i'd want to go into the future.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Adonaicole

They already have that, it's called a treadmill.

I hope a big fat woman comes and sits on your head!

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Weiser

i'd say a time machine too, but i'd want to go into the future.

WHY? To see if there are any available women?

[Weiser]

Originally Posted by Merika

I hope a big fat woman comes and sits on your head!

hey some guys might like that, not me, but some guys.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Weiser

hey some guys might like that, not me, but some guys.

I'm pretty sure Adonai doesn't either, that's why I put that HEX on him. ....makes note to send Adoanai a box of baby powder...just in case it works!

[Duke]

A money machine so I can do the things I want to do in life instead of work for a living.

[Adonaicole]

Originally Posted by Merika

I hope a big fat woman comes and sits on your head!

There's a weight limit for that ride... :bullwhip:

[twinkle]

I'd like a machine that gives you energy. Not too much, but enough to last you 2 or maybe 3 extra hours when you really need to work, or learn or work out.

[Adonaicole]

This is just a good natured tease so please don't hex me twinkle.

But they do have an machine that gives you energy for 2-3 hours, it's called a machine d'expresso.

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Duke

A money machine so I can do the things I want to do in life instead of work for a living.

It's called a counterfeiting machine the unfortunate thing with that is once you're caught, you spend a lot of time in the slammer

I wish I could slow down time on weekends and holidays, make them way longer...

[twinkle]

Originally Posted by Adonaicole

This is just a good natured tease so please don't hex me twinkle.

But they do have an machine that gives you energy for 2-3 hours, it's called a machine d'expresso.

No, because I cannot stand expresso. And when I'm really tired coffee doesn't do the trick.When I mean energy, I mean the real thing, like if I want to jogg for another hour or spend extra hours on a stupid complex presentation. Maybe a stuff made out of vitamins could do the thing???

Plus, if you abuse expresso you abuse your heart and on the long run that ain't too funny .

[Vautrin]

Originally Posted by Merika

If you could have a machine which would do any one thing for you, what kind of a machine would it be??

A machine that would earn or generate my pay.

[Merika]

I would only want a money machine if it was limited. If it was unlimited, then life wouldn't be fun because there would be no challenges or reasons to continue trying new things. I would want more than enough.....but not too much.