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12-15-2004, 09:37 PM
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Witty replies
What are some witty replies?
Last night this bartender who is this guy i knows gf said to me "Anybody can get laid here saturday night as long as they are smooth"
without hesitating i say, "im like a bowling alley floor"
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12-15-2004, 09:38 PM
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Beaten, dented and full of wax.
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12-15-2004, 09:40 PM
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my balls always roll into the gutter........
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12-15-2004, 09:44 PM
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Thats good.
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12-15-2004, 09:48 PM
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You may be onto a good idea there DA. I think most women really like guys who are witty. It's a very sexy quality which combines brains and fun.
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12-15-2004, 09:58 PM
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yeah i think so, i just need practice so that i have a bunch of good ones, the girl that i like didnt hear me say that one, but everybody else was talking about it later.
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12-15-2004, 10:08 PM
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Sometimes beer can make you witty...or make you say something REALLY stupid. I've done both. HAHA!
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12-15-2004, 10:12 PM
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sober
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12-15-2004, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Duke
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What you want for that.....a PRIZE???? |
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12-15-2004, 10:25 PM
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mine came drunk, i had about 6 pints in me
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12-15-2004, 10:26 PM
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Pints of what?
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12-15-2004, 10:27 PM
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lmao
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12-15-2004, 10:33 PM
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Bud, it was the cheapest beer
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12-15-2004, 10:41 PM
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I HATE cheap beer....it gives you a hangover and headache the next day.
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12-15-2004, 10:43 PM
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i dont get hangovers, im lucky
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12-15-2004, 10:49 PM
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