Last year on my birthday a few girls offered me lap dances...this year im gonna be 21 so they should be more willing. Also liquid courage is going to help me be more outgoing.
More then likely i wont get laid, but ill get something.
I've heard of a cowboy being hurt by falling off a horse, but my guess is that a pack of condoms would also hurt a cowboy, particularly if he was not the one wearing them when they were used.
Ouch!
At any rate DA, your plan seems sensable: I'm sure that if you begin saving now, you'll have enough saved up for your 25th birthday to make it a most memoriable experience. :twisted:
hmm, i wonder if wearing a whole box at once works...i mean wearing 2 shreds them both so thats bad. That reminds me that i need to go get some before that day, i normally dont have any.
Hopefully im not still sick, like i am now, i skipped half of class cause i felt sick.
why i think im going to get lucky on my birthday
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