What WOMEN do all day at home.......

[Merika]

A man came home from work and found his three children outside,
still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and
wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

[Star]

LMAO! Isn't that the truth!

[twinkle]

Knew it and loved it! Still do!

[Duke]

What a steamy load of p00p.

[Star]

Originally Posted by Duke

What a steamy load of p00p.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

What a steamy load of p00p.

Minus the toys....I bet it looks much like your place. LOL!

[Duke]

Originally Posted by Merika

Minus the toys....I bet it looks much like your place. LOL!

Nope, the toys are pretty much part of the picture as well :?

[Luba]

This whole thread is hilarious from start to finish...and I am LMAO!!!

[Merika]

As far as the house cleaning is concerned....I think women who stay home feel more compelled to keep it cleaner than they do when they work outside of the home. In the end...it can be lots of work staying home.

[Luba]

You are so right, Merika. It's impossible to work outside the home and keep the house spotless...which isn't something I inherited anyway...I do admit to be more disorganized that I would like to be in the home and I'm glad to say my husband doesn't rattle my cage about it considering his mother doesn't have a dust bunny anywhere...trust me, I've looked...just kidding. Nothing worse than someone spying in the medicine cabinet when they are using the bathroom...I don't do that, either...

[Duke]

I like re-reading posts like this, it makes me laf.

Good thing I don't have forum autoprune on or these old posts would be gonzo.

[Luba]

You wouldn't want to get rid of the old posts, how about newer members like me reading them and getting to know you wonderful people...it's like getting in the startup line...late!

[Star]

why turn the autoprune on? i wouldn't want that either. i think it's great to read the old posts too. i love it!

cleaning the houe. well, lately, i haven't been cleaning like i normally would. my place is clean but it could be cleaner. I'm getting to the point where i think there's more to life then cleaning all day long. i do what i have to do and that's the end of it.

if hubby don't like it, he can do it! that's my attitude now about cleaning.

[Luba]

Good for you, Star!