Strange Facts

[Star]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

[Duke]

I had no idea about dolphins but I'm not suprised as they are pretty intelligent creatures too.

[Merika]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes

GAWD....how EXHAUSTING!

[Star]

Originally Posted by Merika

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes

GAWD....how EXHAUSTING!

yeah but it would be nice though wouldn't it? :wink:

[Merika]

I don't think I could fake it that long. LMAO!

[Star]

Originally Posted by Merika

I don't think I could fake it that long. LMAO!

ROTFLMAO!

those pigs do have it made... who would've known? i wonder who actually sat there watching this to prove it?

[Duke]

Originally Posted by Merika

I don't think I could fake it that long. LMAO!

What, do you fake them to make yourself feel better?

[Stone]

I want to be a PIG to!! Wow 30 minutes.... I'm jellous

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

What, do you fake them to make yourself feel better?

No...I consider it my token of gratitude for all the free beer.

[Isis]

I dont think that anyone will ever get over that pig thing....lol but it will always be one of the inside jokes on the forum...lol i did not know any of those facts.....that was pretty funny!!!

[Duke]

I was referring to the fact that you don't date Merika and fake to please who?

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

I was referring to the fact that you don't date Merika and fake to please who?

Isis post every two weeks....and she WOULD read THIS post....Hmmmmm. I make the same jokes in real as I do on the net. My kids know me very well.

ANYWAY.....well Duke.....I haven't dated lately....but that's not to suggest I never date or fake.

[darkangelism]

you do realize that most female species dont have orgasms, only the males do.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by darkangelism

you do realize that most female species dont have orgasms, only the males do.

YES, that is QUITE realized by many of us!!! LMAO DA!