Pick Your Perfect Card

[Merika]

Pick Your Perfect Card


THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
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My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it..

She moved in with me.

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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

[Duke]

Nice

[Meanon]

I like How many would you have been tempted send, had they been available on those important occasions? I counted 6!

[twinkle]

At least 3, here!! Could go as far as 6, but 3 of them I'd buy tomorrow!

[Stone]

You'd be suprised what HALMARK does say, Greg gave me a " I'm a nut job, sorry I don't love myself so I can't love you card" not in those words. I couldn't believe they made a card like that flip it over and it was good ol halmark I'll have to dig that one up so Ican be more accurate. :?

[Stone]

I like this one

When we broke up I tried to think of a million ways to get back at you
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Then I saw a picture of your new girlfriend and fuigured that was torture enough :!:

[Duke]

Nothing worse than breaking up with a quality gal and hooking up with something worse. We've all done it at one time or another I'm sure.

[Star]

I broke up with one of my boyfriends and he started dating this girl. i saw them at the bar we used to go to and i was devestated! he ended up dumping her and trying to get back with me. her and i became friends (before he dumped her) and told him to hit the road. he didn't like that too much.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

Nothing worse than breaking up with a quality gal and hooking up with something worse. We've all done it at one time or another I'm sure.

YEP. I've done that too. It's part of my scheme of getting my choices to such an all time low....I'll never commit again. LOL!

[Duke]

I think most of us do it because we need a transitional person sometimes if the previous relationship was too strong. I know that I've fallen into the arms of another woman just to lessen the blow of the previous relationship.

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Duke

I think most of us do it because we need a transitional person sometimes if the previous relationship was too strong. I know that I've fallen into the arms of another woman just to lessen the blow of the previous relationship.

You should start a new thread on that. It would be an interesting topic. I think it's true that many people have done that at one point or another.

[Duke]

I just got home so I'm wondering if you already started the thread. If not then I'll add it once I go through all of these new posts.