The Love Calculator

Duke · 09-17-2004, 06:34 PM

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Crack me up.

Love Calculator results

These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:

- 52% chance of a relationship working out with my woman.
- 51% chance of it working out with my ex.
- 63 % chance of making it with my ex's sister.
- 37% chance of making it with my most psyco ex girlfriend.
- 36% chance of making it with Ghandi
- 97% chance of making it with Bill Clinton.

rofl.

tm · 09-18-2004, 12:09 AM

Duke, you and I = 62% baby. 99% if i buy you dinner first. 8O

Duke · 09-18-2004, 12:50 AM

rolf, you kill me.

Paul · 09-19-2004, 05:37 PM

87% with my gf and I
23% for Duke and I... and falling.

Duke · 09-19-2004, 10:00 PM

You can't use Duke as the name tardillo.

You need to plug in my real name, Bif Wickerson.

Merika · 09-21-2004, 09:18 AM

Bif Wickerson! BWAHAHAHA!

Mine came out 29%, but that was with the name of an ex which actually hindsight alone should indicate it has a snowball's chance in hell without an online love test. It was a cute link though.

Duke · 09-21-2004, 05:18 PM

I actually found it kinda entertaining myself. Just waiting for my proposal from Clinton.

09-21-2004, 11:31 PM

hornet duke

57 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between hornet and duke has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

lol 19% with my ex-gf. It's true!
98% with Bill
88% with hilary
62% with georgey

hornetguy · 09-21-2004, 11:39 PM

obviously the one above is me...

Duke · 09-21-2004, 11:49 PM

Well hornet, you can't go wrong with flowers ;-)

Also, nothing says I love you more than a diamond, and it last forever

Merika · 09-22-2004, 09:41 AM

A hint for the females:

If you are divorced....use your MAIDEN name. It was my legal married last name which CURSED my chances with every guy name I submitted.

Duke · 09-22-2004, 06:35 PM

I used my maiden name.

hornetguy · 09-22-2004, 10:48 PM

Duke, did your boyfriend force you to use Van Stickmyarse for your last name? shame it is...

Duke · 09-22-2004, 10:49 PM

Family friendly smackus arielius. I'd really love to lose that ranking on day # 1 :roll:

Luba · 09-10-2005, 10:43 PM

Love Calculator results from Dr. Love for my husband and I are 53% chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Our relationship may suffer good and bad times (that's the truth). If things might not be working out as I would like them do, do not hestitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together (we have for 38 years), talk with each other (what is there to say after all those years LOL) We just nod to each other as we pass in the hallway

Animal · 09-12-2005, 01:54 PM

me+george w. = 95%
me+Paul = 87%
me+Randy travis = 71%
me+jonny depp = 81%

:roll:

darkangelism · 09-12-2005, 11:42 PM

You and george bush are more compatible then your bf?

Duke · 09-13-2005, 12:04 AM

Geeze, I think I scored higher with Paul.

darkangelism · 09-13-2005, 12:13 AM

he was the last mod i thought you would end with.

Meanon · 09-13-2005, 02:28 PM

Tony Blair - 92%
Merika - 79%
Alan Rickman - 61%

Vautrin · 09-13-2005, 03:00 PM

Me and:
-Harry Potter = 89%
-Jan-Peter Balkenende = 99% WTF! He is married already

.
-George W. Bush = 0% Yep, I did not vote Republican.
-Tony Blair = 86%
-my girlfriend = 65%

This test is defective. The women I test score consistently lower, than the men I test.

And:
George W. Bush & Blair 99%
George W. Bush & Balkenende 69%
Balkenende & Blair 96%

Merika · 09-13-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Animal

me+george w. = 95%
me+Paul = 87%
me+Randy travis = 71%
me+jonny depp = 81%
:roll:

What an interesting group! Nice choices though!!!!

Merika · 09-13-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vautrin

This test is defective. The women I test score consistently lower, than the men I test.

Or a subliminal message...........

Merika · 09-13-2005, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meanon

Tony Blair - 92%
Merika - 79%
Alan Rickman - 61%

Me....you....Tony and beer! Sounds like a great night!

Duke · 09-13-2005, 11:41 PM

Maybe it's time to come out of the closet Vautrin, you know you wanna.

09-17-2004, 06:34 PM	#1
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	The Love Calculator clicky Crack me up. Love Calculator results These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love: - 52% chance of a relationship working out with my woman. - 51% chance of it working out with my ex. - 63 % chance of making it with my ex's sister. - 37% chance of making it with my most psyco ex girlfriend. - 36% chance of making it with Ghandi - 97% chance of making it with Bill Clinton. rofl. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-18-2004, 12:50 AM	#3
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	rolf, you kill me. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-19-2004, 10:00 PM	#5
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	You can't use Duke as the name tardillo. You need to plug in my real name, Bif Wickerson. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-21-2004, 05:18 PM	#7
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	I actually found it kinda entertaining myself. Just waiting for my proposal from Clinton. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-21-2004, 11:49 PM	#10
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	Well hornet, you can't go wrong with flowers ;-) Also, nothing says I love you more than a diamond, and it last forever __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-18-2004, 12:09 AM	#2
tm Regular Contributer Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 159	Duke, you and I = 62% baby. 99% if i buy you dinner first. 8O

09-19-2004, 05:37 PM	#4
Paul Trusted Resource Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,751	87% with my gf and I 23% for Duke and I... and falling.

09-21-2004, 09:18 AM	#6
Merika Retired Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 13,207	Bif Wickerson! BWAHAHAHA! Mine came out 29%, but that was with the name of an ex which actually hindsight alone should indicate it has a snowball's chance in hell without an online love test. It was a cute link though.

09-21-2004, 11:31 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	hornet duke 57 % Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between hornet and duke has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other. lol 19% with my ex-gf. It's true! 98% with Bill 88% with hilary 62% with georgey

09-21-2004, 11:39 PM	#9
hornetguy New Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 21	obviously the one above is me...

09-22-2004, 09:41 AM	#11
Merika Retired Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 13,207	A hint for the females: If you are divorced....use your MAIDEN name. It was my legal married last name which CURSED my chances with every guy name I submitted.

09-22-2004, 06:35 PM	#12
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	I used my maiden name. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-22-2004, 10:48 PM	#13
hornetguy New Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 21	Duke, did your boyfriend force you to use Van Stickmyarse for your last name? shame it is...

09-22-2004, 10:49 PM	#14
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	Family friendly smackus arielius. I'd really love to lose that ranking on day # 1 :roll: __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-10-2005, 10:43 PM	#15
Luba Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow! My Communication Style: Optimistic, Experience Posts: 18,690	Love Calculator results from Dr. Love for my husband and I are 53% chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Our relationship may suffer good and bad times (that's the truth). If things might not be working out as I would like them do, do not hestitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together (we have for 38 years), talk with each other (what is there to say after all those years LOL) We just nod to each other as we pass in the hallway

09-12-2005, 01:54 PM	#16
Animal Established Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 329	me+george w. = 95% me+Paul = 87% me+Randy travis = 71% me+jonny depp = 81% :roll:

09-12-2005, 11:42 PM	#17
darkangelism Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: oklahoma Posts: 5,893	You and george bush are more compatible then your bf? __________________

09-13-2005, 12:04 AM	#18
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	Geeze, I think I scored higher with Paul. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

09-13-2005, 12:13 AM	#19
darkangelism Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: oklahoma Posts: 5,893	he was the last mod i thought you would end with. __________________

09-13-2005, 02:28 PM	#20
Meanon Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,875	Tony Blair - 92% Merika - 79% Alan Rickman - 61%

09-13-2005, 03:00 PM	#21
Vautrin Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Between thought and expression My Communication Style: Experience, Supportive Posts: 10,643	Me and: -Harry Potter = 89% -Jan-Peter Balkenende = 99% WTF! He is married already . -George W. Bush = 0% Yep, I did not vote Republican. -Tony Blair = 86% -my girlfriend = 65% This test is defective. The women I test score consistently lower, than the men I test. And: George W. Bush & Blair 99% George W. Bush & Balkenende 69% Balkenende & Blair 96% __________________ None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -- Johann Wolfgang Goethe

09-13-2005, 11:41 PM	#25
Duke Founder Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed. My Communication Style: Honest, Supportive Posts: 25,259	Maybe it's time to come out of the closet Vautrin, you know you wanna. __________________ My Daughter Rules! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

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