If you were selected to write a song..............

[BattleaxE]

what would your song be about? what genre would you write it for?

[Luba]

How great life is and how we never appreciate enough of it...

[Merika]

I would do a country album for people who feel the same way...with songs like:

[Vautrin]

I would not know:

Bore you to death with the epic tale of the misunderstood poet - in terms that hardly make sense (the song would defeat its own purpose). Of course a lot of exotic words are used.

I would probably call the album: "Death of a pair of scissors."

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

I would probably call the album: "Death of a pair of scissors."

[Duke]

I wrote a Country Western Song once, wanna hear it?

Here goes:

Eye hayd uh biiiirrd,
he z a perdy little thang,
hiz naym wuz Eylvis,
but he caynt,

saaaaannng.

[TKDLady]

Duke, I can't believe that isn't a number one song on the country charts. You and Shania (she's Canadian isn't she?) could do a duet!

:band:

[Merika]

tkdlady is being kind and lady like. I think your song SUX!

[Duke]

lol, suuuuurrrre.

Just repeat it a few times with a drawl and twangy voice and it will be stuck in your head foreva, :evilflame: mwahahahahha :evilflame:

[Luba]

Originally Posted by Duke

I wrote a Country Western Song once, wanna hear it?

Here goes:

Eye hayd uh biiiirrd,
he z a perdy little thang,
hiz naym wuz Eylvis,
but he caynt,

saaaaannng.

I have to admit it does get in your head, Duke; I predict it will top the Country charts one of these days

[Vautrin]

Originally Posted by Luba

I have to admit it does get in your head, Duke; I predict it will top the Country charts one of these days

Well ... I can't decide whether that would be a good thing or not ... but at least Duke would make a handsome amount of money, and that is good !

[Paul]

Country music is horrible, I prefer death metal! :word:

The song would be some indiscernible screaming, shouting and some grunting for good measure; it'd be about the joys of peeing in someone's corn flakes.

[Vautrin]

Originally Posted by Paul

The song would be some indiscernible screaming, shouting and some grunting for good measure; it'd be about the joys of peeing in someone's corn flakes.

:word: I can already envision you and Duke forming a group together. Although Dukey has to upgrade his outfit (the last of his pics, from the recently resurrected thread) a bit. :word:

[Paul]

Oh I agree! There's been talk, I don't that's the last you'll see of that thread.