If you were the opposite sex... - Page 2

Duke · 06-05-2007, 05:05 AM

I just found this topic when reading the "attract the opposite sex" thread as a related topic and thought it could use some reviving.

It's funny to read some of these older topics and get them going again, especially this one, rofl

PepsiChic · 06-05-2007, 02:46 PM

things i'd do if i was a man for a day:
1. pee on someones lawn
2. measure my penis
3. have a pint and a packet of crisps down the local
4. go cheer on a football team i dont actually know
5. take a nap on the sofa infront of the tv
6. snore loudly
7. wolf whistle and see if i get slapped

cant think of anymore atm

twinkle · 06-05-2007, 03:20 PM

What I'd do is go in a bar, pick up a girl, have sex, go back to the bar and get shamelessly drunk !!!

24 h is too short to spend them on a couch, also the alternative is rather appealing

Vautrin · 06-05-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GamerGal

things i'd do if i was a man for a day:
2. measure my penis

I am actually surprised this is not at #1. I am also surprised that you would measure only once

TKDLady · 06-05-2007, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vautrin

I am actually surprised this is not at #1. I am also surprised that you would measure only once

Are you trying to tell us something Vautrin????

darkangelism · 06-05-2007, 09:20 PM

haha, vautrin... i have never done 1 or 7 on GG list and i dont snore, and well number 2 has a great story but not family friendly.

if i was a women and though like i do now, id do pr0n, if i acted like a women i would go to a spa and get a facial and nails done and a massage from a muscular guy.

Luba · 06-06-2007, 07:53 AM

If I was a guy I would sit and listen to my significant other talk about her feelings and also share mine...something I understand men just don't like to do...

Vautrin · 06-06-2007, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tkdlady

Are you trying to tell us something Vautrin????

Either you never measure, or you measure many times. But men never measure once.

PepsiChic · 06-06-2007, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vautrin

I am actually surprised this is not at #1. I am also surprised that you would measure only once

well its nto exactly gonna grow over night is it? plus standing up to go for a pee seems very strange so id rather have a go at that!

Weiser · 06-06-2007, 07:19 PM

1. Touch my b00b1e5
2. Play with my b00b1e5 infront of a mirror
3. Sit on the washer (assuming it was crappy and old and vibrated).
4. Goto the bar and pick up the hottest guy there.
5. Touch my b00b1e5 again.

You get the idea.

darkangelism · 06-06-2007, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luba

If I was a guy I would sit and listen to my significant other talk about her feelings and also share mine...something I understand men just don't like to do...

share feelings? why do that?

GG peeing standing up isnt anything great, but it is quick.

weiser, lol, thats a good idea.

Mondo · 06-07-2007, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weiser

1. Touch my b00b1e5
2. Play with my b00b1e5 infront of a mirror
3. Sit on the washer (assuming it was crappy and old and vibrated).
4. Goto the bar and pick up the hottest guy there.
5. Touch my b00b1e5 again.

You get the idea.

Star · 06-10-2007, 04:48 PM

how cool to see this topic back to life! i re-read the whole thread and LMAO!!

okay, almost a year later. let's see if i'd do anything different if i were a man for 24 hrs........hmmmmm....just one thing. i really would LOVE to know how that feels to be waited on hand and foot every single day. have dinner ready for me then take off, go out with the "boys", get totally drunk and come home whenever (because men don't know the concept of time).

before going out though, have a long hot shower and "explore" my new hardware