If you were CEO of a company....

[BattleaxE]

What "super perks" would you want most?

[Duke]

I'd like to be able to set my own hours, work close to home (or stay home), be close to my child and golf, or play tennis anytime I want.

[darkangelism]

private jet

[Vautrin]

Private perks?

Probably the ability to mess up the whole corporation, by creating Enron-like false numbers and facts, which can earn you millions of course.

With the Dutch law in place, the chances of you getting convicted and having to spend a single night in jail, are about as high as meeting a male Immigration service representative with the name "Claudette."

With laws like that who needs the perks?

But seriously:A large portion of the shares. So that I can quit and still make a killing. I can spend my time better

[twinkle]

I'd make a gym near to it. I'd choose the location neat a park so that I can jog, a nursery for the children of the employees.

A cafeteria that would be open non-stop so that I can have good coffee and orange juice whenever I want to.

I'd have a quiet room that people could book beforehand (anonymous) so that one can have 10 minutes of pause per day, in order to just think or meditate - a zen room.

Hum... let's see what else... I'd want to install an automatic machine that gives you vegetables like carrots, instead of chocolate bars.

[Merika]

If I was a guy CEO...I would want my choice of hot secretaries.

[Vautrin]

Originally Posted by Merika

If I was a guy CEO...I would want my choice of hot secretaries.

Next question: given that you are a woman, Merika, what would you want?

[Merika]

Originally Posted by Vautrin

Next question: given that you are a woman, Merika, what would you want?

To pilage and plunder all the young men in the Mail Room.

[Just__A__Thought]

Originally Posted by BattleaxE

What "super perks" would you want most?

Day-care for people with kids AND pet-day-care for people with pets. I get more work done and my stress eases when my labradorable dog comes up and says HI MOM - I LOVE YOU - SCRATCH ME.

[Merika]

I"ve seen programs on the Animal Planet channel that shows various companies where they allow people to bring their pets. It looked like it was working quite well. I couldn't take our dog....he gets too excited and hyper....and would pee on all the desk legs. :?

[Adonaicole]

I would give half of all profits directly to employees. That way everyone would love me and invite me to all their dinner parties... I'll drink to that...hic...